"I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. America's getting stinking on something I stir or shake. The sex on the beach, the schnapps made from peach, the velvet hammer, the Alabama slammer! I make drinks with froth, the pink squirrel...the three-toed sloth. I make drinks so sweet and snazzy, the iced tea...the kamikaze. The
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