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[forever_cannons]

HERMIONE!

I lost my potions book I think I might have left it in the library did you see if I left it there help SNAPE WILL EAT ME I SWEAR IT HE EATS CHILDREN!

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[the_smart_one]

I don't know, I'm there right now, why don't you come and look? Never mind, I'll check. Just a moment.

[forever_cannons]

EATS SMALL CHILDREN HERMIONE!

[the_smart_one]

He does not. He's been... well, I don't suppose you could ever rightly call Professor Snape nice, but he's been considerate to me. Considerate in ways that I need, I mean.

[forever_cannons]

Oh, here we go again. Professors are perfect, right, I forgot.

Only professors I think are all right are Hagrid and McGonagall.

And maybe Sprout. And Sinistra. And Vector. And Hooch is brilliant.

... ok, everyone but Snape. And Lockhart.

[the_smart_one]

Yes, it's here. Snape has never eaten anyone, by the way.

[forever_cannons]

Oh good.

I bet he has so. Or maybe chicken. I don't know.

What're you doing, anyway? You and Harry winking and nudging down there?

[the_smart_one]

No, he hasn't been around all day. I'm not sure why really. It's funny how it gets to me now when it didn't before, you know?

[forever_cannons]

You can't see me, but I'm making horrid faces at the thought of you two all stupid over each other like this.

Not that I mind, though. I'd be cute if it wasn't utterly nauseating.