You have GOT to be sodding kidding me. Forget it, I'm not doing it.

Oh, just wait, Potter. I know where you sleep!

Er.

How do you know when a goldfish is hungry?

So.

That was a right strange room.  It's a really good thing I happened to be around and all.  It would have been bad if Luna'd been stuck there, you know.  Who knows what would have happened!

All right?

Happy birthday Hermione!

All right, this Quidditch thing is just not on. I'm just as sorry about Madam Hooch as anyone else but honestly, I think it's an insult to her not to have Quidditch anymore! Quidditch and flying is one of the things that makes us wizards and witches! And I don't think she'd be wanting us to not be flying! We need to keep doing the things she ( Read more... )

Okay, this is really not on.  I mean, really not on.  This is not really how I felt like spending my last train ride, but whatever.  If people would just sit down on the damn train and behave, there wouldn't be any problems, but OH NO.

I'm sick and tired of reading this poem. I don't know what it means, I just don't get it, and I'm tired of looking at it. I've read it so much I almost permanently crossed my eyes ( Read more... )

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This is a joke, right?

Just making sure that we - er - understand each other?