[Accidental Video]

[forever_captain]

[Good thing Jack wore a shirt to bed because this morning finds him waking up to something a little different.Sitting up is a lovely woman who doesn't seem to notice the change until she goes to stand.]Really? Some sense of humor you have, City. This is nothing new, I assure you, but thanks for trying to change things up for me. It's been a long

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[ridethecyclone]

[ He's never going to get used to the freaking thing he's carting around. Because surely he shouldn't be beamed videos of half-naked dames, right? Not that he minds the view or nothing. Someone should probably tell her. ]

Uh - ma'am? I don't reckon y'know, but this crap's still on.

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[femfatlecpt]

[She gives smile and sighs.]

I'm not surprised. This thing always turns on when you really don't want it to.

I haven't seen you around before, what's your name?

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[ridethecyclone]

Sergeant Barnes, ma'am. [ With the slightest flash of a cheeky grin. ] But y'can call me Bucky.

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[femfatlecpt]

'Bucky,' eh? Nice name, I like it. So...how long you been here, Bucky~?

[azhdarchidae]

[Have a pterosaur going huh, she forgot about those, too. Weird how many things about humanity you forget so quickly...]

...Change things up?

[femfatlecpt]

[Oh....hello, talking dinosaur, Jack...or Jaq barely bats an eye, but she does give you a considering look.]

Yeah, you know, make things a bit more interesting. If I'm going to get cursed and change my shape, it might as well be something new.

[azhdarchidae]

[Breasts are weird when you've gotten used to the only mammals around being little rat-things, but Janine thinks she's far enough from the device that it's not clear where her gaze is going.]

So you're not usually...? what, white?

[femfatlecpt]

[Nope, she doesn't notice a thing...not that she would be bothered if she did.]

More like female. Out of curiosity, are you usually a dinosaur?

[miraclenomore]

Jeans always work.

[femfatlecpt]

Yeah, but I have more 'hip' now. Dunno if those'll work.

Do you mind if I raid your old room? Maybe I could find something there.

[miraclenomore]

.... Jack?

I thought this stupid thing was lying to me.

Uh... yeah. Course. Feel free.

[femfatlecpt]

Nope, it rarely lies, it's me.

Thanks.

So, judging from the traffic on the network this is one of those crazy weekends where people are cursed with different things. How are you holding up?

[coyote_walking]

I'm not quite sure who you are, but your scent is all over the house, so I assume you live here too. Wherever here is.

There are jeans and t-shirts in my room that should fit you.

And have you seen Samuel?

[Have a pregnant Road Not Taken Mercy..]

[femfatlecpt]

[Okay....definitely different.]

Um...thanks..Mercy?

I'm...Jaq and there's no Samuel here.

[coyote_walking]

You know my - well, of course you'd know my name if we both live here. Think smart, Mercy.

But if you know me, you have to know Samuel. He's going to lose it if he can't find me and I can't catch any scent of him here. And by lose it, we're talking death and dismemberment if he thinks I'm in trouble.

Surely, you must have some idea what's going on?

[femfatlecpt]

Some idea..yeah.

Umm...I wouldn't worry too much about it.

He knows you're here.

[No matter the gender, Jack can still lie through his teeth.]

[am_i_being_rude]

Have you had some work done?

[femfatlecpt]

Ha. Ha. The most painless work, I'd say, easiest way to switch genders: be cursed.

So, Doctor, what do you think?