Plans A & B

Jan 18, 2011 18:05

Thankyou to everyone who had read
and even commented
i appreciated every single comment that you had written :3
i'm glad you love those fics :D
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Name: Plans A & B
Pairings: Sakumiya :3
If they were mine, they are married to each other :3

"Sho-chaaaaaaaan! Konnichiwa!"
"Ah! Ko- Chotto? Why are you here?!"
Sho rushed to the kitchen,
wishing that it wasn't a dream that Nino was in his apartment.
"Kazuu!! You are here. But why?"
"You forgotten about the special occasion!?"
Sho's brain seems to burst soon
with the challenging problem gave by his one and only NinomiyaKazunari.
"Sho-chan! I can't believe you also failed at memorising stuff!"
Nino said with brattiness in his words.
"I give up! What occasion is it?"
"It is the "Bully Aiba Day!!!"
"WHAT?! Is that like official between us!?"
Nino sighed.
"This month is our turn, remember?"
"Mmm.. if you say so.. So how are we going to bully him?"
Sho asks Nino with a bratty child heart replacing his mature one.

Nino took out a blueprint from his bag and place it on Sho's long glass table.
Nino explained almost every single thing on the blueprint.
"Wow. Kazu. You sound like a secret agent.."
"Well, I couldn't say that i was that smart enough"
"Sho's Rules towards Kazu: Never praise him too much"
"Sho-chaan! You're too bad to me! Remember Rule no. 3213726388!"
"Eh?! There are that much?"
"Conclusion: Sho can never be a secret agent."
Sho opened his eyes and tried to do the puppy eyes
that Aiba was proud to be good at.
Which apprently failed as well.
Nino couldn't help but laugh at his lover failing.

"Sho-chan. If you continue to fail like this everyday,
i think i would get a kind of rare disease.."
Nino laughed while saying.
"DISEASE?! What you're dying?!"
"Nonono! Hahhahaaa.. Some disease that is cause by
over-laughter every single day"
"Kazu! Don't joke with those stuff!!"
"Hahahahaa.. sorry..sorry .. hahaa.."
Sho appeared to have a cute angry face.
Nino pinched his cheeks and pulled him.
"??"
"Just follow me~"
"Why are you bringing me to the spare room?"
"Ta-daaaah~"
Nino opened the door which presented to look like Aiba's living room.
"Welcome to "BullyAiba" Practice Room!!"
Nino clapped with enthusiasm.
"This day isn't that serious rightright??"
Sho asked with a mixed feeling of fear and confusion.
Nino just ignored him and continued to set up his Plan A.

"Sho. You'll be my victim and I will guide you along this trap
through the control room andand Byebye and sit. And enjoy too~"
Nino smirked while saying it.
Sho felt something but couldn't say anything.
Sho then went in and sat on his usual chair.
"Sho. It seems like you wouldn't need my help to guide you through this~"
Nino chuckled.
Sho ignored and took a cookie that they had baked especially for this 'event'.
'BOOOOOOOOOM!' The plates of cookies jumped up
and a bloody hand popped up of the table.
All the cookies scattered on the floor.
And Sho's face and expression was indescribable
when 'Aiba's' Bass system with a horrifying "SAVE MEEEEE!" around the entire room sounded.
Obviously, Nino who was in the control room
is having a hell out of his time laughing
or he is already laughing on the floor.
"Sho-chaan, I didn't know you were the second Aiba!"
"Kazu!!"
Sho wanted to stop the trial
so he tried opening the door.
Instead of opening the door, he got shock instead.
"Kazu! Let me ou-"
It was not long till he tripped over a set-up
and fell into this basket filled with chicken which wasn't there before he went in.
"Is this room like haunted? Where did this basket come from??"
Sho mumbled in the chiken basket.
When he finally get out of the basket,
he made the rubber chickens performed a beautifully original orchestra piece.
-There were four traps right? So if that was the third one, Where's the fourth?-
"Sho, can't you see why I love you so muuch~"
Sho thought he heard a chuckle.
He was walking around the room finding for the trap
until he accidentally stepped on a red car.
So as to not fall,
he had grabbed the nearest shelf and had 'activated' the trap.
The door unlocked suddenly.
"Ahhhh! The door~" Sho ran towards it.
The unused and dusty door screeched as he opened it.

"Happy Birthday Sho-chan!"
The banner which was hung around the room wrote.
with manymany smiley faces on it and around the words.
"Ehhhh?!" Sho couldn't believe what was happening.
"Sho-chan, today is the BULLYSHO's day
cum celebrating Sho's birthday PARTY!"
"Machideeee?!"
Aiba waved with his bloody hand.
Kind of scary.
"Sho-chan, this is our Plan B~"
"Otanjoubi!" Jun congratulated.
"Omedetou!" Ohno said.
"HaaaappyBirthday!" Aiba shouted aloud.
"Your present!"
Nino kissed Sho
and ended up with a Sho-shocked face.
"Otanjoubi Omedetou!"
"Ahh! I LOVE THIS DAY FOREVER!"

"Aiba-san! WASH your bloody hand before eating the food!" Jun exclaimed.
"UMAI!!!"

"Arigatou Kazu~" Sho thanked Nino deep down in his heart.

-End-

Ooofff~ Amaths is tough shit~! D;<
I LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE LOTUS~
23.03.11 :3
cannot wait. omg. 1 more month :/
BARTENDER too~~
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sakuraisho :), ninomiyakazunari :3, arashi, oneshot cum drabble :p

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