Miracle Soccer Ace Etna: Episode 1 [Accidental Voice/Action]

[forever_heroine]

[Thud. The journal only starts recording because it was unfortunate enough to get in the way of Etna's foot and it found itself being kicked into the tree in front of her.]

When I find the bastard who ruined my life this time, they're going to wish they'd never been born! No one messes with my wings and gets away with it! I'm going to pound their

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[Voice]

[vulcanblazer]

[Today was just another good day for Adell. Training hard like always, and he was just finishing up. Maybe it was time to go get some lunch. Pizza sounded good. But as he was packing up his things from the barracks, his journal fell open and a... voice started shrieking out of it.

A voice he recognized. ...No. Way. He quickly fumbled with the book and tried to open a voice feed.]

Beauty Queen Etna?!

[Voice]

[forever_heroine]

[She was really walking away. Until she heard Adell's voice out of nowhere.]

Hey! This is all your fault, isn't it, Adell?! Show your face, dammit! And give me my wings back!

[Voice]

[vulcanblazer]

Why the hell would I want your wings? And no, this isn't my fault, either.

Did you find a book with your name on it?

[...Wait, didn't Catherine say that New Feather influxes were supposed to have stopped?]

[Voice]

[forever_heroine]

I don't know! You wanted my nail, too, remember?!

...You mean this piece of crap? [She nudges it with her foot.]

[Voice]

[demented_mama]

[Hello, you're definitely from the Netherworld. Whether it's her Netherworld or not (could be, with the eerie "small-world" convenience of this place), she doesn't know but.]

Ohohohoh, no Prinnies here, you'll have to dig the holes for the bodies yourself.

[Voice]

[forever_heroine]

Ohhh, I just knew it had something to do with you! Stop summoning me!

[Voice]

[demented_mama]

Oh no, ohohoh, don't put your shrieking on my doorstep, I couldn't summon anyone here if I tried.

Besides, timeline wise I haven't even gotten a chance to watch you botch my summon by giving my son a fake nail.

[And she laughed when she heard that story. Level 1? Serves you right for messing with her summoning.]

[Voice]

[forever_heroine]

[How the heck did she find that out?!]

I told you, it was because your summoning skills suck! That nail was a real piece of my lovely figure!

[voice] PLACEHOLDER

[littlestdevil]

I-isn't twenty-three just a little unfair?

[Voice]

[forever_heroine]

Nope. They're Prinnies. I could up it to twenty-five if I wanted to.

...who the hell are you?

[voice]

[littlestdevil]

I could ask you the same thing, really...

[voice]

[forever_heroine]

Ugh. Fine, whatever. You can call me Beauty Queen Etna. Now...who are you? And just so you know, I'd recommend answering.

[voice]

[filial_guardian]

[So much complaining. Walter's surprised it's been so long since he last heard something like this. Must be New Feathers. How long had they gone without New Feathers?

...Oh wait.]

Prinnies, huh?

[voice]

[forever_heroine]

Do I really need to repeat myself?

Prinnies. Worthless morons. Clueless idiots. Souls damned to work back-breaking tasks for ultra low minimum wage.

Those Prinnies.

[voice]

[filial_guardian]

Tch. [He really didn't care about all (most?) of that.] All I know is that they explode when kicked. And end sentences in the same annoying way.

[voice]

[forever_heroine]

Yup. That's pretty much it. So, where are they? I'm tired of standing up and I need something to sit on.

[forever_heroine]

I dunno. Don't really care, I've got a limitless supply of 'em anyways. They're all just nameless faces. What's it to you?

[forever_heroine]

Aww, that's not a big deal. Hey, you looking for a job, by any chance?