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[forever_soldier]

Hell is only slightly less boring than Purgatory. At least in Purgatory I knew what I was there for- waiting for judgment. But does any one know the reason this army was formed?

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[drunken_kissies]

I don't know for sure, but I have a couple theories.

[forever_soldier]

Oh? Do tell.

[drunken_kissies]

It could be that the Devil wishes to march against Heaven, assuming it exists, to once again try to rebel against God, or maybe he wishes to wreak havoc upon the Earth?

Though, maybe I'm looking too deeply into things. Satan may just be having fun watching us work our asses off for no reason... Ooh!! Maybe he's forming anoher army somewhere in Hell, and he's gonna watch the two armies fight each other!! &hearts

[forever_soldier]

...

Right.

[officialjackass]

My guess is that the final judgement is coming. The gods will be taking the innocent to a better place and we'll be in charge of taking care of the rest.

[forever_soldier]

At least you make sense.

[officialjackass]

Someone has to.

[forever_soldier]

So why's it gotta be you?