Friend: No imagination, Ayu. I would've said every footballer's WAG
Friend: psh
Me: LMAO
Me: HEY
Me: I AM A FAITHFUL WIFE
Friend: Which is why you have 348942389734 children by Navas?
Friend: XD
Me: .............um, I'm sorry if him just LOOKING at me causes me to be pregnant
Me: Do you want me walking around
Me: with a blindfold?
Friend: bet Cris
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