-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

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OKAY, YOU SEE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? YOU SEE HOW I AM SUDDENLY NOT IN A FALLING DOWN LAB ON A METEOR AT THE ASS END OF NO WHERE, AND HOW I AM SUDDENLY IN A HIVE FILLED WITH HUMANS

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It's sure been a long time since you've seen this kid. Even if you can't see him right now you know that ornery personality anywhere.

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You decide to walk along after him because it's been CENTURIES since you've seen him. You tell him that as well as the location of a near-by CLOSET.

You tell him that one of his weird troll friends is in WONDERLAND too and that he should probably find her or something after he gets your GREETING cleaned up.

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You ask if he means Terezi--the girl with the pointy horns and glasses, you clarify, since you're not sure that Slick ever knew Terezi's name or even if he actually met her. It strikes you as odd that you don't remember that, and if you could break the fourth wall, you'd blame your mundane, who is really the one at fault here.

With Slick's instructions, you find the nearby closet easily and are pretty amazed at the fact that it supplies you with bandages and antiseptic on command. That's pretty cool and will no doubt come in handy later on. Like the next time Slick stabs you.

Your acceptance that your old friend IS GOING to stab you again in the future does not strike you as strange in any way.

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You ask him if he means REDGLARE because that fits the description he gave you. You tell him that if he did that you meant her.

You also tell him that she's really weird, but she helped you out when you needed it so you SUPPOSE you won't kill her. She made it past the infinite hate point, but only because you don't know that she was the one who basically got you EXILED.

Not that your life hasn't gotten BETTER since then, but you don't think you need to explain yourself on that. Losing your EYE and ARM are pretty much the only thing that sucks about being SPADES SLICK now. That and the fact you think all of your CREW MEMBERS are dead and that you're in some kind of hate-rivalry with some HUGE BITCH who will NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE.

You don't go into that much detail though. You just say that yeah, you met REDGLARE and that she was pretty alright.

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You're relieved that he's not going to stab Terezi, because you might possibly maybe have some kind of thing with Terezi, but you don't say any of that, ESPECIALLY not the second part. What you DO say is that, yeah, REDGLARE is TEREZI, and you don't know why she insists on using that stupid name. Someday maybe she will stop playing stupid games for girls.

Even though she IS a girl.

As you start wrapping the bandages, you wonder why you thought this closet thing was amazing, since it's not really as cool as an alchemiter. Then again, it gives you items without you having to work your ass off to get grist, so you guess you can trade in the customization aspect for the efficiency.

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You tell him that the closet seems to have EVERYTHING.

Even things of yours you never thought you'd be able to get out of it. You don't tell Karkat what those things are, but you tell him that they're pretty hard to find. You also tell him that you think her nickname is kinda COOL.

But you would.

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You guess it is kind of cool. Not that you'd ever tell her that.

There. Your bandages are now staunching the bleeding. You go to the adjoining bathroom of this room to wash the blood off of your hand so that no one will ever know what color it is.

You ask him if the closets will give you ANYTHING at all. Like something you had back where you came from.