-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[forevercapslock]

THIS MANSION NEEDS TO START APPROXIMATING A PLACE THAT ISN'T RUN BY AN AUTISTIC, BLIND CAVE-BEING. BECAUSE IT IS APPARENTLY RUN BY SUCH A BEING. THIS IS AN IMMUTABLE FACT THAT I'M STATING HERE, FOR THE RECORD. I WOULD VOMIT, BUT IF I DID, I WOULD PROBABLY END UP VOMITING SHITTY RAINBOWS, AS THIS WOULD BE IN KEEPING WITH THE THEME OF EARTH SPRING.

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[alwaysoptimist]

You sound grumpy.

[forevercapslock]

THAT IS A PERFECT ASSESSMENT. EXCEPT I WOULD HAVE WORDED IT MORE ALONG THE LINES OF "EXTREMELY FUCKING PISSED OFF".

[alwaysoptimist]

... Would a cupcake help?

[forevercapslock]

OKAY. I'M GOING TO ASK A QUESTION, AND I WANT YOU TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH ME.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A CUPCAKE?

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[follow_the_dead]

...what's...wrong exactly?

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[forevercapslock]

THIS ENTIRE THING IS ASININE.

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[follow_the_dead]

this entire thing is kind of vague though.

i'm sorry, was the above meant for someone in particular?

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[forevercapslock]

NO. IT WAS DIRECTED, IN GENERAL, AT ANYONE WHO WANTED TO READ IT.
AND I JUST DON'T THINK I LIKE EARTH SEASONS. THAT'S WHAT IT BOILS DOWN TO.

[purple_tyrant]

Oh Karkat.
Letting your low-blood tongue swim away wit)( you as usual, I sea.

[forevercapslock]

WHAT?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY BLOOD COLOR IS, AND IT'S DAMN WELL GOING TO STAY THAT WAY.

[purple_tyrant]

I dont need to know.
Only a lowblood would sea fit to )(ide their status like a wriggler.

[forevercapslock]

WHAT.

[timisnotme]

Dude. You vomit rainbows?

That's... just wrong.

[forevercapslock]

NOT ON A REGULAR BASIS, BUT IF I WERE EVER GOING TO, NOW WOULD BE THE FUCKING TIME, DON'T YOU THINK?

[timisnotme]

Sure? I don't fucking know. How do you even...

You know what, don't tell me. I already know more than I ever wanted to know about your biology.

[forevercapslock]

THE SENTIMENT IS ENTIRELY MUTUAL, TIM HUMAN.

[st4tusquo]

kaaaaaarkkaaaaaat
you d12gust1ng fuckw1t
where are you h1d1ng
1 want to 2ay hello
>:]

[forevercapslock]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR TYPING?

[st4tusquo]

AN2WER MY QUE2T1ON

[forevercapslock]

FUCK YOU. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, PYROPE?