-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[forevercapslock]

Karkat: Do an acrobatic pirouette off the fucking handle.

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NO

NO I FUCKING REFUSE

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[hamburellakind]

are we having a keysmash party?
can I come?
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[hamburellakind]

hey she's not
well
okay she's a little crazy
but i don't think that's her fault exactly?
if most trolls
and humans, i guess
are complicated just by being trolls/humans
vriska is even more complicated because of what that means for her
that's why she was so torn up about killing tavros
like in the human way and then in the troll way and then back to the human way and over and over like that

[forevercapslock]

YOU HAD BETTER BE FUCKING WITH ME, EGBERT, AND IF YOU ARE, I SWEAR I WILL END YOU.

[hamburellakind]

this sounds like a lose-lose for me
but uh
i'm telling the truth so...

[forevercapslock]

VRISKA'S GOING TO START OFFING PEOPLE TOO? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER?
THIS IS SO FUCKING BAD, I AM ABOUT TO FLIP MY SHIT. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN WEEKS, MY SHIT IS GOING TO BE EVENLY COOKED ON BOTH SIDES.

[hamburellakind]

but uh she kind of had a reason?
and
she felt bad which i guess isn't normal for you guys
i guess she was overreacting but
i mean
we have different cultures so i wasn't judging really

[forevercapslock]

I DON'T CARE HOW SHE FELT. THAT MAKES THREE PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND SLAUGHTERING EVERYONE.
FUCK.
SHIT. FUCK.
THAT MAKES
WHAT IS THAT
THAT'S FOUR PEOPLE?
KANAYA, EQUIUS, TAVROS, FEFERI... I THINK THAT'S IT.
THAT'S A FUCKING THIRD OF US.
FUCK.

[hamburellakind]

oh geez
that's crazy
i had no idea
i mean you were saying something bad might be happening
is this related to the honking?

[forevercapslock]

IT HASN'T HAPPENED TO ME YET. SOME OF THE OTHERS TOLD ME ABOUT IT.
DID I TALK TO YOU WHILE IT WAS GOING ON? WHAT DID I SAY?

[hamburellakind]

oh
well you said you felt like you should tell me that you were maybe about to die
and you said there was lots of honking
and you wished me better luck than what you had at being a friend-leader
i tried to talk to you again after that but the timing was all wrong

[forevercapslock]

I AM GOING TO BE BRUTALLY MURDERED BY ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS.
THIS IS JUST
FUCK
OKAY, I NEED TO NOT TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE RIGHT NOW.

[hamburellakind]

um okay
if you want to not not talk about it later
i'm here for talking to
so yeah

[forevercapslock]

YEAH
I'LL REMEMBER THAT
I'LL TALK TO YOU AGAIN LATER WHEN I STOP FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

--- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --