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[forevercapslock]

Karkat: Do an acrobatic pirouette off the fucking handle.

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WHAT WAS

WHY WAS I AKLJ DSFKLJSGGSDG

FUCKINGL KDSFSDGLK

SKLCVZZOGVDSJFG

NO

NO I FUCKING REFUSE

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Comments

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[bone_genius]

Are you okay?

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[forevercapslock]

YES. I AM PERFECTLY FINE BECAUSE I AM ONCE AGAIN A TROLL AND ONCE AGAIN APPROPRIATELY ENRAGED BY EVERYTHING EVER.

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[bone_genius]

I take it you are unhappy about the fact that Wonderland turned you into a human for the weekend?

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[forevercapslock]

I KNEW YOU WERE A SMART HUMAN THE MOMENT I FIRST EXCHANGED TEXT-BASED MESSAGES WITH YOU.
THIS HIVE WILL BE TAUGHT A LESSON.

[reckless_eagle]

What, you mean like, being human?

It happens sometimes.

[forevercapslock]

NO.

[reckless_eagle]

Um. Yeah. Mansion, remember? Weird stuff totally happens.

[forevercapslock]

NO. GET OUT.

[cull_means_care]

Karkat.
Youre being rat)(er less co)(erent in your rage t)(an usual.

[forevercapslock]

THE ONLY REASON *YOU* AREN'T PISSED IS BECAUSE YOU GOT TO BE A TROLL.

[cull_means_care]

You t)(ink it was fun being t)(e weird troll girl?
Well I mean, it kinda was. But t)(ats not t)(e point.
I t)(ink I would )(ave liked being )(uman just fine.

[forevercapslock]

YOU ALSO DON'T THINK BLOOD COLOR MATTERS. SO YOU'RE BASICALLY ALREADY THE WEIRD TROLL GIRL.

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[hamburellakind]

are we having a keysmash party?
can I come?
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[forevercapslock]

FUCK, EGBERT, YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING DISGRACE TO ME AND ALL THINGS RAGE. DON'T JUST USE THE MIDDLE LINE OF KEYS IF YOU'RE GOING TO KEYBOARD SMASH.
AND NO. YOU CAN'T COME TO MY KEYSMASH PARTY. YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING ANGRY ENOUGH.
AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A KEYSMASH PARTY 'CAUSE A KEYSMASH PARTY ENDS WITH ME BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF YOU AND YOU CRYING LIKE A GRUB IN A CORNER.

[hamburellakind]

that was so fly, karkat
you and dave should hang out more
you could be the cool guy
i believe in you
keysmashin' and beatboxin'
to the max
etc.

[forevercapslock]

I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE WANTED TO VOMIT ALL OF MY ORGANS ONTO MY KEYBOARD MORE THAN I DO RIGHT THIS MOMENT.

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[demiurgos_girl]

What happened?

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[forevercapslock]

I WAS A PINK HUMAN WRIGGLER.

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[demiurgos_girl]

That's what you're mad about? Come on!

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[forevercapslock]

I'M NOT COMING ON! I AM NOT A HUMAN.