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[forevercapslock]

Karkat: Revive

[Karkat actually revived sometime last night, but it was too scary much work for him to climb out of Terezi's closet. So instead, he made a protective fort out of the scalemates and went back to sleep, coughing on chalk dust.

But now he is awake again, and still in Terezi's closet, and making this TEXT post from inside his fort.]

Comments

[hamburellakind]

did you fight terezi too?
not that she used chalk there
that's kind of weird actually

[forevercapslock]

IF SHE DID USE CHALK AS A WEAPON, ALL OF HER ENEMIES WOULD DIE OF ASPHYXIATION. SHE WOULD BE THE SUPREME VICTOR OF PARADOX TIME.

[hamburellakind]

maybe we should all take her lead!
but for serious
you okay, karkat?

[forevercapslock]

I AM COVERED IN CRUSTY CHALK AND BURIED ALIVE UNDER A MOUNTAIN OF PLUSH SCALEMATE ASS IN TEREZI'S CLOSET.
THIS MUST BE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE DAVE FUCKING STRIDER.
I JUST NEED SOME DOUCHEBAG SUN GLASSES.

WAIT, I'M IN A CLOSET. HANG ON.

THERE. ALL SET.
|8B

[hamburellakind]

and now we are the best of bros
how does it feel
to be the cool kid????????

[forevercapslock]

JOHN, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE COOL KID.
^^^ SPOILER. ^^^

[hamburellakind]

o m to the g
should i drop a beat for you?
are we going to make that happen?

[forevercapslock]

DON'T TRY TO TREAT ME LIKE I AIN'T FAMOUS

[hamburellakind]

bum bum ch
bum ch
bum bum ch
bum ch
wikka wikka woooooo

hehehehe

[forevercapslock]

OKAY.
ENOUGH.
ENOUGH ASSHOLERY.
I NEED TO WASH THIS CHALK OFF OF MY FACE.

[hamburellakind]

hehehe
okay
let me know if you need any help with that guy who stabbed you!

[Yes, he's assuming it was a totally non-fatal stabbing and probably not an intentional one.]

[forevercapslock]

YEAH.
THAT'S TOTALLY GOING TO HAPPEN.

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