-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[forevercapslock]

[Text]

dear paradox space

Comments

[usskickass]

...Is something wrong?

[That was a lot of gobbledygook. And only she does that. B|]

[forevercapslock]

yes.
yes that is something wrong.
that is what the wall of text was for.
to explain the thing that is wrong.

[usskickass]

[:|]

Your keyboard is broken? Can't you get a new one?

[forevercapslock]

yes, i intend to do that. but first i had to express my displeasure with the universe.
this was an important step in the sequence of events leading up to me getting a new husktop.

[itsahotone]

I have no idea what you're bitching about, but you seem upset.

So I'm just gonna go ahead and laugh.

[forevercapslock]

do that, crying human. it'll be a nice change for you.

[itsahotone]

You seem to be getting crying and mocking confused, tiny troll.

Why are you telling fairy tales to everyone?

[forevercapslock]

it's not so much a fairy tale and more of a hyperbolic expression of my frustration with aging and inferior electronics.

[audio]

[nameless_hollow]

Well ain'tcha chatty lately~?

[text forever]

[forevercapslock]

i don't have time to cull you right now, ghost man.

[audio forever]

[nameless_hollow]

No time? That's a joke~

[forevercapslock]

i realize that gray font without the benefit of capital letters makes it difficult to gauge my level of jocularity, but no, it isn't a joke.

[epiccombo]

Uh, dude, I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

[He didn't bother reading all of that. It just looks like a bunch of verbal vomit to him.]

[forevercapslock]

[You have a discerning eye, Puck.]

you don't need to know. it doesn't concern you.
unless you can fix my keyboard, in which case you better fucking own up.

[cull_means_care]

O)( no Crabcatc)( your s)(ift key went missing 38o
)(ave you asked t)(e closet for a new one?
Wait you must )(ave you said t)(is )(appened before
But
Seeing t)(at grey font in suc)( little letters is so weird
It's a carptastrop)(e!
)(ave you asked Sollux to look at it?
Maybe )(e can fix it?

[forevercapslock]

sollux is the one who fixed it last time, and we can clearly see that his repair job failed utterly at holding out against my rage.
i'm going to get another one, i just haven't done it yet.

[cull_means_care]

Does anyt)(ing reelly )(old out against your rage?
I don't t)(ink you can blame Sollux for your )(eavy)(andedness
Maybe you s)(ould ask --Equius if )(e knows of any STRONG keyboards?
If anyone would know it's )(im.

[forevercapslock]

that's a good point. i owe him a punch in the face anyway.