-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[forevercapslock]

[FUCK, KARKAT'S FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

For those who prefer VIDEO, throughout the event, there will be a number of times when those convenient hall comm stations turn on to show Karkat falling down a flight of stairs. This literally happens so often, that over the course of the event, there will be at least an hour's

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[Action] Note: He's barefoot.

[urnewkingbitch]

[Dave is going down to get something to drink only to be treated to Karkat falling down the stairs. He waits until the troll makes a perfect landing before descending, pulling out his comm device and typing on it.]

damn i give that a 10 out of 10 kitkat
perfect landing and everything
you should join the fucking olympics with that kind of grace

[forevercapslock]

[If by perfect landing, you mean with his head and shoulders on the floor and the rest of him pressed, upside down, against the wall.]

Yeah, I'd win all the fucking medals. All of them.

Where are your shoes?

[Since he noticed that right away from down here.]

[urnewkingbitch]

youd win the gold medal each time for sure

[He shrugs.]

all the better to understand you with

[forevercapslock]

[Karkat lets his torso and legs slide down the wall and then sits up once all of him is on the floor.]

What do you mean?

[urnewkingbitch]

cant hear any actual sound
vibrations help me make sense of whats being said
thats why my shoes are off
i feel the vibrations better without them
its also why i happen to be texting you instead of shouting like a maniac or whispering like im plotting to kill you in your sleep in the most gruesome way possible

[Not like he seems all that bothered.]

[forevercapslock]

If anyone's getting killed in his sleep, it's you, because you sleep a lot more than I do.

[urnewkingbitch]

with the way youre falling down those stairs it doesnt look like you really need me to kill you anyway
is it just stairs or are you flailing all over the place

[forevercapslock]

You are probably the last person I want to talk to about how epically I'm failing at staying upright right now.

[urnewkingbitch]

knew i shouldve gotten some popcorn

[forevercapslock]

Whatever. Help me go downstairs, Strider.

[He uses the wall to get back to his feet.]

[urnewkingbitch]

[Dave mock salutes while typing:]

yes sir general
though i thought you didnt want my help

[Whatever, he walks over to help anyway.]

[forevercapslock]

I didn't say that. I implied that you were the last person I WANTED it from.

[When Dave's close enough, Karkat grabs onto his arm. aslkdfjag okay touching other people is weird, because they have a stronger...feel...to them. Plus, it's Dave. DAVE.]

Wait, should I be typing stuff to you? Would that be easier to understand?

[urnewkingbitch]

[Oh, Karkat, you know you've always wanted to touch this strapping young man. Dave helps to steady him.]

nah
with your luck youd probably drop it and proceed to trip on it
domino effect ensues
im also reading your lips so its not like im totally in the dark on whats being said
might ask for clarification shit but thats about it

[forevercapslock]

For once you have a good point.

[urnewkingbitch]

it happens
where are you even going btw

[forevercapslock]

I'm trying to find some of the others.