-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

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[FUCK, KARKAT'S FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

For those who prefer VIDEO, throughout the event, there will be a number of times when those convenient hall comm stations turn on to show Karkat falling down a flight of stairs. This literally happens so often, that over the course of the event, there will be at least an hour's

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[hamburellakind]

[John is slowly getting used to seeing sounds. It's weird, yeah, but not totally impossible. Plus, he can still talk! Sort of.

Karkat falling down the stairs looks like sharp grey zigzags.]

KARKAT! ARE YOU OKAY?

[Karkat's name looks like his symbol! Convenient.]

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[forevercapslock]

Holy fucking shit, stop yelling at me, Egbert. [He says this without moving from his spot face down on the landing.]

[hamburellakind]

[Augh, his noises are all blurry!]

TALK LOUDER. I CAN'T SEE IT.

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[He sits up.] SHUT UP, EGBERT!

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[messiahisme]

Motherfucking best friend, didn't you get the memo about those stairs?

video;

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[He's just. Not even going to move from his position wedged in a corner of the landing, mostly upside down.] Was it one of Terezi's rumpus fruity asshole memos? Because it if was, then no.

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[messiahisme]

Haha, nah, she all and told me about those stairs personally. But I guess a motherfucker has to learn the hard way too. Now tell me, do you need some help from a motherfucker?

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As much as it absolutely pains me to admit it, yes.

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[aquarium_tipper]

[Sup, bro. Hope you enjoy this mix for disaster. The one involving Sollux using the door to the stairwell and OOPS, did he hit you with the door?

He can't feel it.

So he's gonna open the door anyway.]

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MOTHERFUCKER. [He scrabbles around to get out of the way.]

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[aquarium_tipper]

[aklsdghj!? Sollux is perplexed -- surely you couldn't be on the other side of this door for some unexplained reason, but the office building-stairwell combo is making the Vast Expletive echo like a mofo.]

KK? Where the fuck are you?

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[forevercapslock]

I am here, right behind this fucking door that you're ramming into me like a fucking musclebeast.

let's pretend this isn't days later and I didn't just now settle on senses to take and give her!

[itsahotone]

[Santana has the opposite balance issue he does. As in, hers is amazing. Which means she is showing off by basically surfing down the stairs on whatever railings there are. Right past Karkat.

Wheee!]

[forevercapslock]

STOP SHOWING OFF.

[itsahotone]

[She lands gracefully by him. She's trying not to laugh, but it's not out of any urge to be polite; it's because she's pretty sure a laugh would come out like a honk or something and then Karkat would be forced to make her his BFF, apparently, according to tumblr thanks to the stupid lack of pitch she's got going on.

So instead, she just shakes her head no.]

[forevercapslock]

You are possibly the most insufferable human I have ever encountered. And I fucking know Dave Strider and John Egbert, so that's quite an accomplishment for you.

[turn4bout]

OK
1 TH1NK 1V3 L4UGH3D 4T YOU LONG 3NOUGH
N33D H3LP?

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WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING? GET THE FUCK OVER HERE.

[turn4bout]

[ She was already lurking near by. But WHERE COULD SHE BE?!?! From somewhere above, she whispers: ]

But I'm already here...

[ BAM.With all the skill and techniques she's learned from Russia, she climbs out from a goddamn ceiling vent. ]

'Sup Karklesparkle, hehehhee!

[forevercapslock]

What the FUCK is that nickname, and why were you in the ventilation?