Karkat: Implement terrible new idea Be the best leader

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I FOUND A BOOK ABOUT THE EARTH ZODIAC. THE SYMBOLS MATCH THE CLASS SYMBOLS WE WEAR, SO THIS IS CLEARLY A TESTAMENT TO EARTH'S ORIGINS.

ANY HUMANS WHO FALL UNDER THE ZODIAC SIGN OF CANCER, RESPOND TO THIS. YOU ARE NOW ANSWERABLE TO MY AUTHORITY.

[This post is locked to Terezi, but is hackable due to Karkat's epic fail with things like that.]

TEREZI. I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

[Yeah, that's all. Because he KNOWS he fails at that stuff, shut up.]

[The entry is locked to Terezi, Eridan and Dave, but due to Karkat's inability to hack or code anything, it's hackable with a minimum effort.]

HE'S HERE. I JUST SAW HIM. I JUST FUCKING SAW HIM AND HE'S HERE SOMEHOW.

OH FUCK. THIS SHOULDN'T COME AS A FUCKING SURPRISE, BUT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE HERE.

OH GOD WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS?

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THIS PLACE IS EVERY BIT AS FUCKING BORING AS I EXPECTED. THIS HIVE IS JUST ROOM AFTER ROOM OF LOUD, PINK HUMAN BEASTS, AND TEREZI LICKING THINGS AND ERIDAN DOING NOTHING OF ANY VALUE WHAT-SO-FUCKING-EVER ( Read more... )

OKAY, YOU SEE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? YOU SEE HOW I AM SUDDENLY NOT IN A FALLING DOWN LAB ON A METEOR AT THE ASS END OF NO WHERE, AND HOW I AM SUDDENLY IN A HIVE FILLED WITH HUMANS ( Read more... )

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