That makes us practically neibours. And it’s almost a Longbottom family reunion, except they’re all dead.
We have so much to talk about. Like how a pathetic, plant loving, talentless, little shit of a blood traitor managed to put me back in Azkaban!! Why don’t you stop by my suite sometime?
Re: Private to Potterdeatheater_____April 28 2006, 16:37:34 UTC
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Please do come. Both of you. I’m so bored I could use the entertainment. The Chosen One and his fat little friend. Fun.
Private to HarryforevernevApril 27 2006, 20:55:40 UTC
It doesn't matter anyhow--
I know, Harry. Getting angry at her won't do a thing to help. Certainly won't bring Mum and Dad back at any rate. I'm still frustrated, though. She doesn't belong in a hospital room.
Private to Nevillebroken_harryApril 27 2006, 21:17:46 UTC
I didn't say don't get angry, Nev. I'd be bloody pissed off. You're right, she deserves to be rotting in Azkaban. We watched her kill Sirius and with - everything else she's done, she doesn't deserve the life she has now.
But, she's mental - evil and seriously fucking scary, but mental all the same.
If I were you, I'd want to go in there and...but I can tell you from experience, it doesn't help. I just wanted to make sure you weren't about to do something you'd regret, mate.
Private to HarryforevernevApril 27 2006, 21:32:22 UTC
Pissed off doesn't begin to describe it, Harry. But it still doesn't mean a sodding thing. The family protested our lungs out when she got transferred and look where that got us.
This job I've got at St. Mungo's, I accepted it partly because she's here. At the very least, maybe nothing else'll happen if I can check in on things.
Private to Nevillebroken_harryApril 27 2006, 21:46:05 UTC
I know, Nev. I wish I had been around to help you protest, maybe they would have listened... probably not.
Merlin, mate - I'm all for feeling keeping tabs on her, but you can't live your life making sure the cracked bint stays where she's put. Can you? Well, you don't need to be at St. Mungo's for that at least. Unless you like it there. The stories I hear from Ginny, and my experience being holed up there for weeks...I wouldn't want to be going back day after day. I don' tkno whow you two do it.
In any case, Nev, I'm here if you need something - anything. And if something does happen, you can bet I'll be there to help set it to rights.
Private to Neville Longbottomdeatheater_____April 28 2006, 16:38:34 UTC
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Private to Longbottomsubtle_simmerApril 28 2006, 00:03:44 UTC
You are best advised to be more selective in your communications through this device - as you see, Milady Bellatrix derives far too much pleasure from hers.
You never know who might respond to public entries - myself, case in point.
Ignore Lestrange, and for Circe's sake do not respond to her - it merely encourages her. If you are still dunderhead enough to actually visit her, you deserve whatever fate befalls you. The woman is wandless, but she does not need a wand to be deadly
( ... )
Private to Longbottomsubtle_simmerApril 28 2006, 03:25:58 UTC
Have you missed her earlier entries? Truly, you ought to look for them for the sheer entertainment value. The woman always been mad as a hatter, but since the fall of the Dark Lord and her husband, she has gone utterly round the twist.
Her threats to me are particularly amusing, but then, I take great delight in taunting her.
Think nothing of the compost. It takes up too much space as it is.
Private to Bellatrix Lestrangesubtle_simmerApril 28 2006, 00:08:30 UTC
((ooc: Though, Neville can also read this, because the original message is in his journal.))
Reduced to taunting children again, Bellatrix?
Longbottom is no threat to you. Where is the challenge? I had been accustomed to you choosing more substantial targets.
It's been weeks since you have threatened me, dearest. I begin to fear you have forgotten me? You have missed the Greening of the Grounds at Hogwarts. Springtime in the Highlands is a sight to behold.
Ah, well, I pity you, your boredom, Bella. You must be desperate, indeed, to find sport with Longbottom.
Re: Private to Severus Snapedeatheater_____April 28 2006, 16:41:03 UTC
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Children? I see no children. Longbottom must be in his twenties at least. He survived a war, for Merlin’s sake. You are far to protective of your former dependants Snape. Longbottom is practically the same age his parents when we played visited with them.
Oh, but were you there? Perhaps not. I do remember you wanting to be, though, begging the Dark Lord to be allowed to come along. Or was that some other incident? I can never remember. They all jumble together in one delightful interesting, I mean horrifying nightmare.
To think what you and I both were doing at his age, Snape. We were far from being children. Perhaps we should tell him. It might mature him, raise him up out of you low opinion of the young man.
But of course he’s not important. Just a bit of fun, asking for it really, making his entry so public. If he can’t take a bit of taunting
( ... )
Private to Milady Bellatrixsubtle_simmerApril 28 2006, 18:23:22 UTC
You see, Bella? I pine for you when you neglect me here. You are so very entertaining.
Alas, I fear I did not even know of your Longbottom games then, and you were far too enamoured of Mr Crouch Jr, to invite me. Not to mention I was already well ensconced at Hogwarts, at our Master's command. Considering the consequence of that round of fun, I am not sorry to have been excluded.
At that age, yes, we were far from being children, at least in our own minds. However, some of us mature as we age, and our perspective changes. Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty? Half my age and more than half of yours, love. Yes, he is a child, no matter what he has seen.
If you had witnessed him in my class, half wetting himself in fright simply because I shouted over yet another exploding cauldron, you would not find him so amusing to taunt. He is far too easy a target for your usual games, dearest. Or have your standards fallen? You used to prefer challengeI must correct you on one misconception, though, Bella. Potter has never been
( ... )
You work in St Mungo’s?
That makes us practically neibours. And it’s almost a Longbottom family reunion, except they’re all dead.
We have so much to talk about. Like how a pathetic, plant loving, talentless, little shit of a blood traitor managed to put me back in Azkaban!! Why don’t you stop by my suite sometime?
Bellatrix Lestrange
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Leave him alone or you'll see first hand how Voldemort died.
Harry Potter
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Please do come. Both of you. I’m so bored I could use the entertainment. The Chosen One and his fat little friend. Fun.
You are truly a fool if you thinks he’s dead!
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Don't let her get to you. She's mental and just trying to get under your skin. Don't let her.
And don't even think about going to see her. It won't do any good. It won't help. Trust me.
-H
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I know, Harry. Getting angry at her won't do a thing to help. Certainly won't bring Mum and Dad back at any rate. I'm still frustrated, though. She doesn't belong in a hospital room.
- Nev
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But, she's mental - evil and seriously fucking scary, but mental all the same.
If I were you, I'd want to go in there and...but I can tell you from experience, it doesn't help. I just wanted to make sure you weren't about to do something you'd regret, mate.
-H
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This job I've got at St. Mungo's, I accepted it partly because she's here. At the very least, maybe nothing else'll happen if I can check in on things.
And I don't think I would regret it.
How mental does that make me?
- Nev
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Merlin, mate - I'm all for feeling keeping tabs on her, but you can't live your life making sure the cracked bint stays where she's put. Can you? Well, you don't need to be at St. Mungo's for that at least. Unless you like it there. The stories I hear from Ginny, and my experience being holed up there for weeks...I wouldn't want to be going back day after day. I don' tkno whow you two do it.
In any case, Nev, I'm here if you need something - anything. And if something does happen, you can bet I'll be there to help set it to rights.
-H
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Vile--
What makes you ever think I'd--
And then asking me to visit you as if we'd just be having tea--
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What, silence? Nothing to say?
I can practically hear your panting rage.
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You never know who might respond to public entries - myself, case in point.
Ignore Lestrange, and for Circe's sake do not respond to her - it merely encourages her. If you are still dunderhead enough to actually visit her, you deserve whatever fate befalls you. The woman is wandless, but she does not need a wand to be deadly ( ... )
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It slipped my mind, seeing as I hadn't noted her in the journals previously. I'll try to remember it in future.
I don't trust you to deal with her.
Then again, I don't think I can trust myself with her either.
Thank you for your generous offer. It's much appreciated by us in the apothecary division.
- Neville Longbottom
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Her threats to me are particularly amusing, but then, I take great delight in taunting her.
Think nothing of the compost. It takes up too much space as it is.
~S. Snape
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Reduced to taunting children again, Bellatrix?
Longbottom is no threat to you. Where is the challenge? I had been accustomed to you choosing more substantial targets.
It's been weeks since you have threatened me, dearest. I begin to fear you have forgotten me? You have missed the Greening of the Grounds at Hogwarts. Springtime in the Highlands is a sight to behold.
Ah, well, I pity you, your boredom, Bella. You must be desperate, indeed, to find sport with Longbottom.
S. Snape
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The journal of Bellatrix Lestrange is the property of the Ministry of Magic.
The Ministry and other authorized institutions reserve the right to read all contained herein.
Children? I see no children. Longbottom must be in his twenties at least. He survived a war, for Merlin’s sake. You are far to protective of your former dependants Snape. Longbottom is practically the same age his parents when we played visited with them.
Oh, but were you there? Perhaps not. I do remember you wanting to be, though, begging the Dark Lord to be allowed to come along. Or was that some other incident? I can never remember. They all jumble together in one delightful interesting, I mean horrifying nightmare.
To think what you and I both were doing at his age, Snape. We were far from being children. Perhaps we should tell him. It might mature him, raise him up out of you low opinion of the young man.
But of course he’s not important. Just a bit of fun, asking for it really, making his entry so public. If he can’t take a bit of taunting ( ... )
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Alas, I fear I did not even know of your Longbottom games then, and you were far too enamoured of Mr Crouch Jr, to invite me. Not to mention I was already well ensconced at Hogwarts, at our Master's command. Considering the consequence of that round of fun, I am not sorry to have been excluded.
At that age, yes, we were far from being children, at least in our own minds. However, some of us mature as we age, and our perspective changes. Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty? Half my age and more than half of yours, love. Yes, he is a child, no matter what he has seen.
If you had witnessed him in my class, half wetting himself in fright simply because I shouted over yet another exploding cauldron, you would not find him so amusing to taunt. He is far too easy a target for your usual games, dearest. Or have your standards fallen? You used to prefer challengeI must correct you on one misconception, though, Bella. Potter has never been ( ... )
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