[PESTERLOGS] Unofficial
-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling terminallyCapricious [TC] at 22:37 --
CA: gam
TC: HaHa, WhAtS uP mOtHeRfUcKeR?
CA: oh there you are i thought you might a left the thing runnin and run off to eat a pie again
CA: you got to stop doin that but wwhatevver at least youre here
TC: I gEt YoU mOtHeRfUcKeR, sO wHaT tHe MoThErFuCk Is Up?
CA: i got a problem wwell not exactly a problem its more like a burnin question
CA: not burnin like burnin a hole in the think pan its closer to science
CA: wwait wwhy am i askin you about science wwhat the fuck
CA: wwhatevver here goes nothin
TC: dUdE, i KnOw AlL aBoUt ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClE tHaT iS sCiEnCe.
CA: NO you great fuckin nitwwit science is so far from bein made a miracles howw many times do i havve to say it
CA: get your socalled miracles out a my science that doesnt go there
TC: aLrIgHt MoThErFuCkEr :o) WhAt DiD yOu WaNt To AsK?
CA: ugh fine i dont wwant to go into this wwith you
CA: again
CA: wwhatevver do you knoww wwhat human pants are used for
CA: they wwear em obvviously but it seems theyre used for greater purposes
CA: im makin it my next scientific inquiry to get to the bottom a those purposes
TC: YeAh MoThErFuCkEr, I gEt WhAt ThEiR pAnTs ArE fOr.
TC: :o) hOnK hOnK hOnK
CA: wwhat
CA: really
CA: ... ok enough wwith the dramatic pauses that wwas impressivve really noww answwer the question
TC: aLrIgHt MoThErFuCkEr.
TC: SeE, yA kNoW hOw We, WeLl, IlL bE mOtHeRfUcKiNg StRaIgHt.
TC: i WaS tOlD tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiNg AnSwEr By A hUmAn A wHiLe AgO.
TC: YoU kNoW hOw We PaIl?
CA: wwhich human is it one of the ones wwe knoww
TC: wElL tHeY mOtHeRfUcKiNg PaIl WiTh ThEiR pAnTs Or SoMe MoThErFuCkInG sHiT, iTs CrAzY.
CA: wwhat
TC: nAh MoThErFuCkEr, ItS a DiFfErEnT oNe.
CA: wwhat youvve got your owwn special secret human noww or somethin
TC: yEaH mOtHeRfUcKeR.
TC: MoThErFuCkInG sEcReT hUmAn.
CA: i didnt take you for that kind a guy and evven if you wwere that kind a guy i still wwouldnt expect that kind a talk from you
CA: so
CA: tell me more
CA: do their drones just take the pants or wwhat they dont seem to get the
CA: that other part
TC: wElL, iTs LiKe, ThEy PuT tHeIr PaNtS tOgEtHeR, iN oRdEr To FiLl ThEiR mOtHeRfUcKiNg PaIl, RiGhT bRoThEr?
CA: i cant believve im havvin this convversation wwith you of all people if id knowwn the direction this wwas goin to go
CA: wwhy dont they just get straight to business all this goin back and forth wwith pants seems superfluous
TC: ItS rEaLlY mOtHeRfUcKiNg WeIrD mAn.
CA: did you actually tell them that
TC: yEaH mOtHeRfUcKeR.
TC: ThEy MoThErFuCkInG lAuGhEd AnD i LaUgHeD wItH eM.
TC: :o)
TC: hOnK hOnK hOnK
CA: they wwerent offended
CA: i mean thats the origin of their species gettin mocked right there howw wwere they not offended
CA: fuckin humans
TC: I mOtHeRfUcKiNg KnOw RiGhT?
CA: so wwhos this mysterious human a yours i suppose theyre dead by noww if theyre not one a the ones
TC: YeAh I gUeSs ThEy ArE mOtHeRfUcKiNg DeAd :o(
TC: bUt ThEy ArE jUsT oNe Of ThE mAnY dUdEs WhO i TaLk To EvErY nOw AnD tHeN.
CA: is that wwhat you do in your spare time just go back and talk to dead humans
CA: thats pretty fuckin morbid a you gam wwhod a thought
TC: sOmEtImEs MoThErFuCkEr, WhEn Im OuT oF pIe To EaT.
TC: OnLy ThE oNeS i CaN mAkE mOtHeRfUcKiNg HaPpY.
CA: howw the hell
CA: theyre already dead wwhy wwould you evven bother
TC: ItS a MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLe ThAt I cAn TaLk To ThEm, So I dO mOtHeRfUcKeR.
CA: oh of course wwhy did i ask
CA: goin back and trollin dead earthdwwellers just to put a smile on their fuckin faces before the fall
TC: YeAh MoThErFuCkEr.
CA: i cant decide if thats fuckin stupid or totally twwisted
TC: i ThInK iTs MoThErFuCkInG nIcE.
CA: yes wwell youre you
TC: HaHa, ThAtS rIgHt MoThErFuCkEr.
CA: do you evven knoww wwhat that means
TC: wHaT wHaT mOtHeRfUcKiNg MeAnS mOtHeRfUcKeR?
CA: nevver mind i dont evven care im goin to sound this thing out more deeply
CA: thats actually not a bad idea goin back on the timeline to before wwe got stuck wwith the same four goddamn ornery humans runnin around fucking things up for evveryone
TC: AlRiGhT bRo, HaVe A mOtHeRfUcKiNg BlAsT.
TC: hAhA, eXaCtLy MoThErFuCkEr.
CA: wwhat
CA: im not agreein wwith you on anythin im just takin a vviable idea and runnin wwith it
CA: improvvin on it so to speak because thats wwhat science does
TC: sOuNdS lIkE a MoThErFuCkInG pLaN.
-- caligulasAquarium [CA] gave up trolling terminallyCapricious [TC] at 23:33 --
-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] at 01:11 --
AG: Heeeeeeeey, fishy8utt.
CA: oh so the spiderbitchs got the time a day for an old partner
CA: wwhats it you wwant
AG: Spider8itch's got time for wh8tever she pleases.
AG: I was 8ored of controlling weaky weaky weaks like Pupa Pan.
CA: ha
AG: Figured an old fl8me might 8e flickering once again.
CA: thats wwhat you get for throwwin yourself at any old black floatin in the wwind
CA: wwhat makes you think ivve got the time myself
CA: im a busy guy wwith lots of plans
AG: Like wh8t.
AG: I call 8ullshit.
CA: if i told you they wwouldnt vvery wwell be proper vvillainous plans noww wwould they
AG: Pssssssssh, villainous pl8ns?
AG: You couldn't 8e villainous if you tried.
CA: the most vvillainous once i get em rollin there wwont be a speck of protagonism left on land
AG: It's a wonder you even managed to t8ke down your own lusus.
CA: its been a wwhile hasnt it
CA: maybe you need your memory refreshed huh mindfang
AG: You've f8iled to t8ke into account a critical flaw in your plan!
CA: theres no flawws all my plans are flawwless
AG: I, like the gr8 pir8 Mindfang, have no use for the land!
CA: i said protagonism didnt i you couldnt be protagonistic if all of your irons got bet on it
AG: I can launch attacks that will cripple you from anywhere I want!
AG: Oh, so you're gonna make yourself a 8lackrom harem????????
AG: Is that what you're after? I didn't know that was your kink.
CA: id like to see you try havve you evven been on the wwater recently
CA: and nobody said anythin about a harem evven though i probably could if i wwanted but i havvent got THAT much time honestly
AG: I need no pr8ctice to carry out my plans!
CA: blackroms some time consumin shit you should knoww that right
AG: Ooooooooh.
AG: Could it 8e?
CA: could wwhat be
AG: That Eridan is once again m8king an offer for 8lackrom?
AG: With Vriska????????
AG: What will the n8gh8ors say?
CA: wwhos offerin huh if i recall right youre the one wwho brought the matter up
AG: Well, you're certainly not 8eing successfully su8tle.
AG: 8ecause I can see RIGHT THROUGH your devious pl8t!
CA: i didnt knoww there wwas somethin to be subtle on wwere on your thread here
AG: Me? Incapa8le of su8tlely?
CA: youre subtle like a eightball to the face vvris
CA: face it
AG: At least I'm not honest a8out it.
AG: Honesty leads only to pity.
CA: depends wwhat wwere doin honesty about
CA: noww howw about you honestly givve me a straight answwer on this blackrom shit are you propositionin me or not huh
AG: I'm not s8ying I'm not!!!!!!!!
AG: Don't 8ack me into a corner, I'll just have to decapit8 you
AG: Then you wouldn't even 8e a8le to enjoy it.
CA: ... really
CA: wwell youre assumin youre goin to get to do that
AG: When it comes to h8, I will always come out on top.
CA: better not forget your history vvris
AG: Actually, I always come out on top in 8v8ryth8ng!!!!!!!!
AG: Sorry, momentary l8pse there.
CA: gettin ovverexcited are wwe
CA: wwell i wwont blame you there
AG: Wh8's g8tt8ng 8v8r8xc8t8d????????
AG: N8T M8 TH8T'S F8R S8RE.
CA: heh
CA: youre just layin it on thick noww im flattered in a wway but you wwont get my guard dowwn
AG: Uuuuuuuugh. I h8 you and your cutesy cutesy 8ullshit. 8e a man, gogdamnit!
AG: M8ke a decision, Eridan!
AG: Advance or a8scond, advance or a8scond!
CA: wwho said i wwasnt already a step ahead huh
CA: wwhatd i say about plans
AG: You t8ke another step, you'll pull back a bloody stump. Vriska Serket 8lw8ys comes out on top.
CA: youvve alwways been a big talker but a stump only makes a seagrift more kickass
AG: Equius would have to m8ke you some new legs. You and Tavros could be twins! How s8ckeningly adorable!
AG: Excuse me while I projectile vomit thinking a8out that.
CA: keep diggin your owwn holes serket man youvve still got the cripple on the brain huh
CA: if youre not careful you wwont evven come close to the top after all you havvent got the eye to make it up anymore
AG: Oh, it's a purely platonic h8. Something your feeble collapsing and expanding 8ladder 8ased vascular system could not possibly comprehend.
CA: thats just slander is wwhat it is i knoww wwhat platonic hate is
AG: Well, you aren't showing it, 8ecause you're falling hard.
CA: im not fallin anywwhere ill havve you knoww i dont do that
CA: none of the falling
CA: none of it
AG: Except when you do. L8ke now.
AG: This is precious. You're compleeeeeeeetely my 8itch now.
AG: And you d8n't even r88l8ze it!!!!!!!!
CA: pshh yeah right you just keep right on that train a th88ght go 8he8d
CA: ill be ovver here on my high seahoofbeast wwatchin and laughin
AG: wwhat are you talkin a8out vvris
AG: I never thought you'd 8e this easy to seduce.
AG: I didn't even have to try. You just fell........
AG: hook, line, and s8nker.
AG: You're proud of your 8lood, right? How does it feel, Eridan?
AG: To be domin8ed and su8jug8ed by an inf8rior????????
CA: ill tell you wwhat it feels like it feels like some spiderbitch dropped a iron somewwhere in here
CA: maybe a couple a marbles too
AG: At least I didn't drop my external genitalia, unlike a certain aquatic 8eing.
AG: Too tongue-tied for a come8ack? Or are you just ready to su8mit to my will?
CA: sorry too busy laughin at the levvel youvve gone to i mean really are wwe beloww the wwaist already youvve got better material than that havvent you
CA: not that im surprised youre alwways beloww the wwaist one wway or another
AG: I mean, it's not like your upper head has anything worth mentioning.
CA: says the bitch most a the reasonable folk in the univverses knoww hasnt got a wwhole piece to her think pan
AG: Most reasona8le folk are inclined to speak ill of those they fear.
CA: sure wwe can go wwith that
CA: doesnt change the psycho bitch facts here though does it
AG: I may 8e a psycho 8itch, 8ut that's 8etter than 8eing an oceanfloor-sucking w8tergru8 that goes weak in the knees when he realizes he's crushing caliginous.
CA: only grub im seein heres the one crawwlin around on land and cant see straight wwith one eye or twwo or eight
CA: ivve got plenty a experience wwith blackrom and you knoww it
AG: Just 8ecause you've done it doesn't mean you're any good. I mean, look at you, you're practically 8egging for me to smack you around.
AG: I don't see how this could 8e more pitiful, honestly.
CA: thats dowwn to your owwn itchy fingers you kinky shit not all of us havve got to go around hittin things to feel like wwere top a the pile
CA: noww you best wwatch your fingers wwouldnt wwant the ones youvve got left burnt to a crisp wwould you
AG: Right, for aquatic trolls named Eridan they "feel most on top" getting fucked. Well, wh8tever floats your 8oat.
AG: You want to get hit and you know it.
CA: wwho the hell do you think i am equ or somethin
AG: No, no, of course not. Even Equius h8s 8oundaries of how much he'll 8e a8used.
CA: this ships doin fine wwithout that shit if its that you wwant you twwod hit it off
CA: hes already got you wwhipped
AG: Then I guess you'll need to 8e tr8ned to like it, the easy way or hard way.
CA: youvve talked a lot a talk today serket wwell see if you followw through on anythin wwith that fuckin coy attitude a yours
AG: You know, your high-and-mighty purple 8lood is going to look the same as any other low8lood's when I'm cleaning it off the surface where I've humili8ed you
CA: theres goin to be cleanup duty for you all right you keep talkin like that
AG: I didn't tell you how I would clean it up, did I?
AG: That's right.
AG: Your t8ngue.
AG: Don't worry, it won't hurt too 8ad. It should 8e num8 8y then anyw8ys.
CA: that so
CA: im shakin in my boots or somethin i really am
CA: the only thing wworses probably a toothbrush wwhat do you landdwwellers call em again
CA: wwell wwhatevver a toothbrush
AG: Tell you what, fishy8utt. You've amused me, so if you really 8eg for it, I might satisfy your little wwhim.
CA: ha
CA: you really think so huh
CA: am i takin that as a half a yes wwith the beggin thats not happenin then
AG: If you want it 8ad enough, you'll ask.
AG: I can alw8ys find someone 8etter if you're not up to it.
CA: wwell i suppose wwell do it the civvilized wway dont get used to it
CA: i hate your spiderbitch guts
CA: so are wwe doin this kismesis thing or not
AG: I h8 your fishy 8utt.
AG: Let's fucking do it.
-- arachnidsGrip [AG] gave up trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] at 03:19 --
-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 02:25 --
CA: hey kar
CA: you busy
CG: JUST TROLLING DUMB OLD JOHN.
CG: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
CA: heh same old huh
CA: wwell ivve got somethin neww goin on here
CA: wwell
CA: somethin neww old and blue i guess is wwhat youd call it
CG: NEW, OLD, BLUE?
CG: SOME SORT OF ANCIENT SEADWELLER HAND-ME-DOWN THAT YOU PULLED OUT OF A CHEST?
CA: yeah
CA: wwait no
CA: that wwas a long time ago kar get wwith the program
CG: OKAY FINE WHATEVER.
CG: WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?
CA: vvris is talkin to me again
CA: right out a the blue
CA: think she might be lookin to rekindle a thing if you knoww wwhat i mean
CG: WOW THAT IS A SHOCKER.
CG: LIKE SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK? DID SHE DECIDE DRESSING UP AS MYTHICAL ANCESTORS WASN'T BORING ANY MORE OR SOMETHING?
CA: cmon i thought you wwere the expert it wwas goin to happen sooner or later
CA: chasin after the cripple wwasnt goin to do it wwith a gal that black
CG: WELL FINE, I AM THE EXPERT. I HAVE JUST BEEN IGNORING HER.
CG: SO, YOU NEED ADVICE THEN?
CA: nah
CA: ... maybe
CG: YEAH I THOUGHT SO.
CA: i dont knoww man shes bein all coy and shit i dont evven knoww
CG: HMM, SHE MIGHT BE TRYING TO SEE HOW MUCH YOU HATE HER.
CA: ivve got plenty a hate in that direction its her fault she hasnt kept a wweather eye on it
CG: I'D RECOMMEND BEING A COMPLETE BULGEREEK TO HER FOR A BIT, LET HER KNOW YOU'RE HATING. I'M SURE YOU KNOW WHAT GETS UNDER HER NOOK.
CA: so youre sayin
CA: dont hold back anythin is that it
CG: WELL DON'T GO OVERBOARD.
CA: im a seagrift born and bred kar wwhat do you take me for
CG: LITTLE THINGS AT FIRST, DENIABLE IF SHE'S JUST TRYING TO HUMILIATE YOU PLATONICALLY.
CG: ARGH OVERBOARD WASN'T A SEA PUN.
CA: oh
CA: too bad you should try the pun thing once in a wwhile its pretty relaxin if you dont flood wwith em
CG: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, AND I REALLY HATE YOU RIGHT NOW. PLATONICALLY, BEFORE YOU ASK.
CA: and you knoww its vvris the humiliations the same degree platonically and otherwwise
CA: you cant tell that sort a stuff till she gets the dice out
CG: KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THOSE THEN.
CG: MAYBE KEEP YOUR STUPID ULTIMATE GUN THING THAT YOU GOT, KEEP HER THINKING WEAPONRY.
CA: ivve alwways got the crosshairs on me ok i wwasnt born yesterday
CG: WELL KEEP THEM OUT AND VISIBLE.
CA: wwith the amount a blackrom followwin me around ivve got to be prepared all a the time
CA: yeah i guess youre right though
CG: HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE BLACKROM FOLLOWING YOU AROUND WHEN THERE ARE TWELVE OF US AND ABOUT HALF OF US ARE TOO DOOFY TO HAVE BLACK FEELINGS
CA: i dont knoww kar i guess im just that good
CG: YES I WILL HAVE TO ADMIT THAT BECAUSE BREAKING THROUGH YOUR DELUSIONS WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE.
CG: DO YOU NEED ANY MORE ROMANTIC ADVICE?
CG: ANY MOIRAILS, AUSPISTICES, MATESPRITS I CAN POSSIBLY CONVINCE TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOU?
CA: i dont knoww man i might havve my hands full right noww wwith this thing
CA: wwhat about you
CG: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
CA: that bad huh
CG: NO OF COURSE NOT. THERE'S JUST NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.
CG: I MEAN WE ALL KNOW THAT I'M STUPID ENOUGH TO TOLERATE ALL OF YOU TROLL MORONS, SO THERE'S NO BLACK ROMS.
CA: yeah sure all right
CA: perks a bein leader huh
CG: YEAH, OBVIOUSLY.
CA: i thought you wwere all into blackrom though wwheres that leavve that then
CG: WELL BASICALLY IT LEAVES IT NOWHERE.
CG: I CAN'T PURSUE IT WITH ANYONE EXCEPT ONE OF YOU ELEVEN, AND THAT WOULDN'T GO ANYWHERE.
CA: so
CA: you havvent gone and fraternized wwith the humans or anythin
CG: WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT?
CG: JUST BECAUSE I'M THE FIRST ONE TO TALK TO THEM DOESN'T MEAN I OPENED UP COMMUNICATIONS WITH "HI JOHN, I HATE YOU SO MUCH I WANNA BEND OVER AND TAKE IT FROM YOU"
CA: right
CG: THAT BETTER NOT BE A SARCASTIC RIGHT.
CA: wwhy wwould it be just thought id ask seems like nobody elses got the good sense to see em for wwhat they are
CG: WHICH IS WHAT?
CA: fuckin pains in the asses
CG: YEP.
CA: yeah ivve got no idea wwhat ter and kan and them are thinkin
CA: evven vvris honestly the patron troll shits a load a hoofbeast shit
CG: WELL SHE JUST WANTS TO BE ABLE TO CLAIM THAT HER HUMAN IS THE BEST HUMAN.
CG: GIVE HER ANYTHING AND SHE'LL CLAIMS HERS IS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE'S.
CA: thats wwhat she said about tavv wwasnt it that wwas practically a quadrant and a half
CG: YEAH PRETTY MUCH.
CA: all im sayin is maybe you should keep an eye on ter you knoww
CG: WHAT WHY?
CA: hey if the humans are gettin to vvris...
CA: just lookin out, you knoww
CG: TEREZI AND I ARE PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT. DON'T FUCKING WORRY.
CA: yeah i knoww i knoww romance expert youvve got it nailed dowwn
CG: DON'T FUCKING FORGET IT.
CA: hey wwhos the history expert here
CG: MYTHOLOGY MORE LIKE. ANCESTORS ARE JUST CUTE LITTLE STORIES.
CG: THEY PROBABLY GO AROUND THE PLANET ONCE EVERY COUPLE OF YEARS AND DUMP FAKE SITES LIKE THAT FOR DUMB WRIGGLERS TO FIND.
CA: uhuh youre just jealous you nevver found yours before the wwhole thing wwent up
CA: besides the stories are fuckin glorious wwho cares
CG: WHY THE HELL WOULD I BE JEALOUS?
CA: the crosshairs arent for wwrigglers either im tellin you this is as real as it gets you should a listened to me earlier
CA: maybe wwe could a found your ancestor and got you some real firepowwer
CG: WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND, THE LOST CLOSET OF SOME TROLL WITH A GRAY 69 ON HIS CHEST?
CA: wwell i wwont argue your ancestor wwas probably fuckin lame compared to mine
CG: BULLSHIT. THEY ARE TOO EQUAL FICTIONAL ENTITIES.
CA: nope
CA: only one equal to dualscars mindfang and only ones abovve him wwere the subjugglator and the empress dream on
CA: maybe yours wwasnt totally lame though youll nevver knoww noww
CG: YEAH WELL IT DOES'NT REALLY MATTER.
CA: no i suppose not its still wworth speculatin though historys nevver irrelevvant
CG: WELL CLEARLY HE WAS A BEAST WITH A TOTALLY UNIQUE BLOOD COLOR WHOSE HISTORY WAS COVERED UP BY THE EMPIRE BECAUSE HIS MERE EXISTENCE PROVED THE HEMOSPECTRUM COMPLETELY WRONG.
CA: noww thats wwhat i call speculatin wwrong howw huh
CG: IT WAS A JOKE, ERIDAN.
CA: oh
CA: i kneww that i wwas just indulgin you a bit ok
CA: since you put all that effort into it and all
CG: YEAH. EFFORT.
CA: noww cmon kar i didnt pull the human sarcasm on you or anythin
CG: FINE FINE.
CG: HERE I'LL EVEN BE NICE. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE REST OF OUR SO-CALLED ANCESTORS?
CA: better
CA: yeah wwell
CA: its only the bluebloods that knoww howw important the ancestors are
CA: youd think maybe ara wwould a dug somethin up wwith all that diggin she does but nope
CG: WELL I GUESS THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT GOES. SO MUCH DIRT, SO FEW ANCESTORS.
CA: i hate to say it but evven the dirtbloods havve their ancestors theyre just not as awwesome
CA: history doesnt much givve a shit particularly wwith their descendants not givvin a shit either
CG: WELL THEN.
CG: I GUESS I WON'T GIVE A SHIT MYSELLF. WHY BREACK TRADITION?
CA: since wwhen wwere you traditional is that another joke
CG: MAYBE I'VE DECIDED TO BE.
CG: I CAN TOTALLY CHANGE.
CA: uhuh
CA: i see wwhat this is this is another one a your ironic episodes
CA: ill play along i guess dangle on the hook for a wwhile for the theatrics and all
CG: SHUT UP I'M NOT KIDDING HERE. I'LL EVEN TELL YOU MY BLOOD COLOR.
CG: IT'S SECRETLY PINKER THAN FEFERI'S.
CA: not bad
CA: that wwas pretty funny and ironic all at once youre gettin better at this
CG: I'M NOT MAKING IT UP.
CA: if youre not makin it up youd back it up kar dont make me call your bluff
CG: OKAY FINE I'LL COME OVER AND BLEED ALL OVER YOU.
CA: nah id rather not
CA: you can go and showw ter though shed be pretty thrilled
CG: TEREZI ALREADY KNOWS MY REAL BLOOD COLOR. SHE'S JUST NOT TELLING ANYONE.
CA: oh
CA: wwell its got to be somebody wwith a loose tongue then
CA: try tavv
CG: NO I WOULDN'T TELL HIM EVER.
CG: VRISKA WOULD GET IT OUT OF HIM IN TWO SECONDS.
CA: thats the point wwhats the big secret honestly
CG: IT'S JUST NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS.
CA: youre the one gettin ironic about it and makin a guy curious you knoww
CG: FINE, SORRY.
CG: I AM OFF NOW. BYE ERIDAN.
CA: all right all right
CA: dont havve to run awway like that evvery time
CA: i wwont ask anymore right noww
CG: SERIOUSLY THOUGH I AM LEAVING.
CG: SHIT TO DO, HUMANS TO TROLL, GOT MY OWN SECRET UNIVERSE TO RUN AWAY TO AT THE LAST SECOND.
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] gave up trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] at 03:40 --
-- kiismesiisKiid [KK] began trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] at 23:12 --
KK: you stiill there?
CA: wwhat
CA: did i go somewwhere
CA: wwherevver it wwas i dont remember you bein there
KK: you wwent awway. but you diidnt say bye or anythiing.
CA: yeah wwell that happens sometimes im a busy guy
KK: thats ok daddiie. ii knoww youre busy a lot. ii dont miind.
CA: ... wwhat did you just call me
KK: um
CA: ok wwhat the fuck kind a time shenanigans is goin on here
KK: iits just a human wword iits nothiing bad
KK: yea ii guess the you ii wwas just talkiing twwo wwas from your future!
CA: its a human wword it cant be anythin good
CA: and it cant be applied to me fuckin human things i wwant nothin to do wwith em
CA: wwhat the fuck kind of futures this supposed to be
KK: one wwhere you got lucky enough twwo havve a kiismesiisiitude and a cute liittle offspriing.
CA: so
CA: wwhys it my socalled offsprings usin human wwords im not approvvin this
KK: cause ii thiink iits cute twwo call you that iis all. sorry siir.
CA: and wwhat the hell is that quirk
KK: iits my quiirk you dont liike iit?
KK: ii dont wwant twwo change iit ii liike iit a lot noww.
CA: no it just reminds me
CA: wwait
CA: youre fuckin kiddin me this is a fuckin joke right
KK: eheh, wwhat!
KK: noooo siir ii wwould nevver mess wwiith you wwhen iit comes to thiis.
CA: you better not noww tell me wwhos this kismesis youre alludin to
KK: yours and daddiie number twwo of course!
CA: wwhat did i tell you about usin that wword
KK: augh~ sollux iis hiis name iis that better.
CA: better at least you knoww howw to answwer a question in the proper manner and wwasnt raised by fangbeasts or somethin
CA: wwhy the fuck is it sollux though ivve got so many better prospects
KK: ii wwas mostly raiised by you.
KK: and ii dont knoww wwhy iits hiim, you chose hiim not me...
KK: or he chose you?
KK: or you chose each other.
KK: ii dont knoww howw iit wworks iim only 5!
KK: or almost 5 that iis.
CA: damn right i raise my brats right
CA: or i wwill i guess
KK: iim not a brat youre the brat!
CA: and take it from me the second options most likely its not like hes got any other black prospects
CA: and the brats goin to shut up before i make him all right
KK: iim a giirl not a boy but you nevver remember that eiither...
KK: http://i53.tinypic.com/211s490.png thiis iis wwhat ii look liike ii should tattoo iit twwo your sponge so that you dont forget me agaiin!
CA: hopy fuck he passed on the fuckin freaky bisectoid shit
CA: and wwhats that outfit cmon id dress a grub better than that
KK: cod youre so mean ii dress myself thank you ii liike my clothes and my color!
CA: your color looks like somebody took a fishtank and pavved ovver it honestly
CA: bit a sage advvice from your ancestor here
KK: ...
CA: cmon dont givve me that dont tell me youre cryin ovver a lil fashion advvice
KK: iits my blood color and you thiink iits gross iits not liike ii can evven change iit.
CA: bit too pale for a seatrolls progeny you couldnt a picked up a feww better genes from the slurry
KK: ii dont evven knoww howw ii wwould havve done that...
CA: youvve got my genes havvent you theyre practically a black hole a awwesome you must a done something wwrong
KK: maybe you diid by havviing me.
KK: iis that wwhat youre thiinkiing.
KK: WWELL GUESS WWHAT!
KK: II LIIKE ME AND II DONT CARE IIF YOU DONT YOU MEAN FIISH FACE!
CA: guess wwhat wwriggler
KK: so deal ww iit!
CA: i dont care all that much honestly wwere makin a pact so you dont exist in our timeline
-- kiismesiisKiid [KK] gave up trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] at 23:47 --
-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA] at 23:27 --
CA: ivve got just one question howw the fuck
TA: hii
TA: how the fuck what
CA: did this happen wwhen ivve got vvris and evverythin
TA: waiit 2low down what'2 happeniing eriidan
CA: i mean wwevve got a good thing startin back up wwhy in gogs fuckin name wwould i bother wwith you
CA: ha for once i guess youre out a the loop howws it feel
TA: ii don't know you mean that wiiggler
TA: ii dont know eriidan ii mean ii've never felt black for you
TA: maybe a liittle 2ometiime2 ii gue22
TA: not enough two 2ay anythiing about iit
TA: ii mean ii gue22 iit would really pii22 vrii2ka off iif you went and got another kii2me2ii2 though
CA: oh so youvve run into the grub too havve you
CA: wwell i havvent got anythin black here just pure plain upright platonic loathin
TA: yeah ii don't know what'2 up wiith that grub iit 2aiid all kiind2 of weiird 2hiit
TA: iidk ii mean ii kiindof thiink you're ab2olute tra2h but ii don't want two 2tart 2hiit wiith vrii2ka over iit
TA: what the fuck happen2 two make that grub
TA: what the fuck happen2 eriidan
CA: wwhyre you askin me i dont evven fuckin knoww
TA: fuck
TA: fuckiing tiimetraveler2
CA: i mean im not interested in mustardbloods and youre pissin your pants ovver vvris already wwhat kind a shenanigans wwould that evven need
TA: iidk man one of u2 mu2t really fuck the other over at 2ome poiint but ii don't even know why eiither of u2 would bother
TA: how ii2 iit wiith vrii2ka anyway
CA: not goin to lie id be all for the opportunity if it came around a screwwin the shit out of your miserable excuse for a existence but i wwouldnt bother unless it came up by itself
TA: yeah iif an opportuniity pre2ented iit2elf ii'd go for iit but ii'm not about two go out of my way two do iit
CA: she just stopped dancin around yesterday wwevve got it official noww i suppose
TA: good two hear ii gue22
CA: damn right its goin to keep goin good so that wweird fuckin grub doesnt pop up in our timeline
CA: jegus
TA: yeah we have two promii2e not two hate eachother ju2t 2o that fucka22 never exii2t2
TA: you know what ii'm goiing two fiind 2omthiing two liike about you riight now ju2t two 2piite hiim'
CA: wwhat the fuck no wwere not goin there either
TA: ii gue22 you have 2ortof cool fa2hiion 2en2e
CA: wwell
CA: ok fine i guess my fashions pretty good god did the grub showw you pictures
TA: yeah iit 2howed me piicture2
CA: didnt get my fuckin fashion sense thats for certain
TA: nope iit looked ju2t fuckiing liike me and that offended me deeply
CA: heh
CA: figures the mutations are the things that thing picks up huh
TA: you know what fucka22 we're tryiing two avoiid hatiing eachother
TA: 2o ii'm not even goiing two diigniify that wiith a comeback
CA: oh come on
CA: i knoww you knoww your fuckin quadrants better than that just because i dont hate you THAT WAY doesnt mean i cant still hate you
CA: im not interested in likin you evven a little bit
CA: none of the liking
CA: none of it
TA: well iit 2ure a2 fuck diidn't piick up iit'2 weak 2hiit xeno2ympathii2iing from me
TA: ii hope iit get2 culled
CA: yeah wwhere the fuck did it get that daddie shit it wwas spoutin
CA: wwasnt me i knoww that much
TA: liike fuck that ii2n't comiing from you
CA: wwhat the fuck howw do you evven figure that
TA: you're that weiird eriidan, not me
TA: you are that weiird
CA: wwhat the fuck are you talkin about
TA: ii don't know what we're talkiing about thii2 ii2 iincrediibly 2trange and ii really want two forget iit
CA: yeah wwell you cant wwevve got a pact to stop it happenin so you better remember that at least
TA: 2ome fucked up weak 2hiit xeno2ympathii2iing borderliine hiip2ter grub wiggle2 iin and now we're actually fuckiing conver2iing
TA: when diid we ever even talk before that happened
TA: iit begiin2 oh god no
TA: don't let thii2 happen you fuck vrii2ka over hard the next chance you getr
TA: ii'll fuckiing help you do iit
CA: wwe talked wwith duels before that im pretty sure wwell wwhatevver
CA: i dont fuckin need your help dealin wwith my kismesis ok
TA: good you 2houldn't ii hope you're really good iin that quadrant de2piite your mii2erable track record
CA: ivve been handlin vvris for swweeps
CA: you couldnt evven handle her twwo seconds wwe already knoww that
TA: ii hope vri2ka hate2 you 2o much 2he can't even thiink about you wiithout clenchiing her fii2t2
CA: wwoww sol havve you evver evven done anythin black evver
CA: clenchin her fists thats rich
TA: two be completely hone2t... no
TA: ii've never had a ki2me2ii2 before
CA: once im done wwith her she wwont havve any fuckin br8ks left in her
TA: good you make 2ure of that
CA: yeah wwell it showws havve you evver evven filled more than one single quadrant
TA: ii've done the other three ju2t never that one
TA: ii ju2t never hated anyone that much
CA: wwoww really
CA: youre a moody son of a mother grub i wwouldnt a figured
CA: wwell wwhatevver that wworks out fine
TA: yeah iit'2 not really publiic bu2iine22 anyway ii don't even know why ii told you
CA: half of us are fuckin broken in the black quadrants anywway evven kan isnt doin her auspisticizin like shes supposed to
TA: iit'2 not like everyone'2 tavro2 or 2omethiing, that guy ii2 a me22
CA: and you told me because wwere steerin wway fuckin clear a anythin evven a little darker
TA: yeah that2 why
CA: tell you somethin aside of bein a loser tavvs got the wworst luck havvin vvris a all people barrelin into that quadrant first time around
TA: yeah that kiiid ii2 fuckiing doomed
TA: ii can't iimagiine a wor2e 2iituatiion than that fucka22 wiith hii2 iinabiiliity two feel even the weake2t black feeliing2 getting vrii2ka'2 attentiion
TA: iif ii were hiim ii'd cull my2elf now
CA: yeah wwell hes got me to thank noww hasnt he theres no reason for vvris to go chasin cripples anymore
TA: yeah he lucked out ii gue22
CA: you knoww wwhat i just thought a somethin
TA: what eriidan
CA: neww plan wwe go ashen that makes good and sure theres no chance a grubmakin evver
TA: 2ound2 liike a good plan two me
CA: wwed need a auspistice but im sure if wwe explained to kan shed
CA: wwait
CA: really
TA: welll ii mean iif we're au2pii2tiice2 we'll never bump bucket2
TA: 2o that grub wiill never happen
CA: yeah like i said its foolproof
CA: the most awwesome plan
CA: course all my plans are awwesome but i alwways outdo myself
TA: 2o who el2e ii2 goiing two be a2hen wiith u2
CA: wwell kans the best auspistice wwe knoww i dont knoww if anyone elses up to the job you knoww
CA: and since its got nothin to do wwith
CA: nevver mind anywway wwe can ask kan shes got to be goin out a practice i havvent heard of any ashen on this fuckin asteroid
TA: oh 2o you're goiing two get kan iin2tead
TA: ii thought iit wa2 an ok plan
CA: wwait
CA: instead a wwhat
TA: oh oh ii 2ee
TA: ii had kiindof a braiin fart for a 2econd, yeah, let'2 go a2hen wiith kanaya
TA: 2he ii2 a really good au2pii2tiice
CA: yeah wwith your twwo fuckin brains or wwhatevver no wwonder that happens a lot
TA: iit really doe2 iiriitate me, ye2
CA: kans the best i wwouldnt settle anywwhere else
TA: alriight 2hould ii troll her or you
CA: ill do it wwevve got history
CA: she knowws wwhere im comin from
TA: alriight
TA: diid you get her ii2 2he onliine
CA: yeah she doesnt knoww anythin though i had to fuckin explain ugh
CA: thats the last time im doin this god dammit
TA: waiit kanaya won't go a2hen wiith u2
TA: what are you 2eriiou2
CA: wwhat
CA: wwhat are you talkin about im just layin out the situation
TA: ok iim 2orry eriidan ii'm fliippiing my 2hiit here
CA: wwell keep a lid on it til i get through to her here im bein plenty patient
CA: honestly youre not evven doin any a the fuckin wwork are you for real
TA: 2hould ii try two troll her two
TA: ii fiigured you fiir2t then me
CA: dont fuckin troll her if youre flippin both your freaky think pans this is a delicate fuckin negotiation here
CA: ok wwere gold shes in
TA: ok good
TA: 2o ii can troll her about iit now
CA: yeah sure youvve got permission noww youvve got your think pan straight
CA: better be straight anywway
TA: good
-- twinArmageddons [TA] gave up trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] at 01:19 --