[vvideo ♒ 01 ] havve you seen my sea princess

[forevveraglub]

[The feed clicks on and what is seen is a rather upset looking gray person with candy corn horns in the shape of lightning bolts.]

[He takes a second, staring into the camera to be sure it was working before he starts.]Low bloods! I hawe an issue that is a dire importance! This isn't no skyhorse shit or anythin' like that, I'm lookin' for someone

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[stickinmypants]

Tch.

What the hell is that?

[forevveraglub]

What the hell is what?

[stickinmypants]

That stupid picture.

Are you five?

[forevveraglub]

I--

HEY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. I rushed it alright?

[nolessthanseven]

Low bloods? Seriously? Where do you get off claiming that sort of thing?

[forevveraglub]

Where do I get off claimin--BECAUSE LANDHAG I am one a the most royal a royal bloods. My blood is one a the richest purples that you'll ewer find and you should consider a lowblood like you fortunate that I am ewen wastin' my time explainin' this wriggler shit to you.

[nolessthanseven]

...landhag? [yeah, she didn't actually listen to the rest of that. She's too busy being offended.]

You know, maybe back in your world, having purple blood is some great thing. But here? Yeah, that's just totally weird. And seriously, you need to talk properly. It's 'even', not 'ewen'.

[forevveraglub]

That's exactly what you are!

It was ewerythin' that was great! And it still is! You humans are just fuckin' lackin' a think pan and don't realize it! Are. Are you actually tryin' to make fun a my accent? Real fuckin' nice.

[isahumanitarian]

I don't think your blood type is going to help in this place, but...

[Small, amused giggle.] Is that supposed to be your friend?

[forevveraglub]

Blood type--My blood color has ewerythin' to do with ewerythin'! The sooner you earth human landfreaks realize this the better!

[Raised eyebrow] Yes, this is my princess. I'm searchin' for her, so can you keep an eye out for her?

[isahumanitarian]

Really? Is your blood color different from everybody else? [Pauses.] Human landfreaks, mister?

I could, but I don't think it'd be very easy if I don't even know you names. Have you looked at the contact list for her?

[forevveraglub]

Yes! It's a royal purple! [He sneers.] That's what you are.

Oh--Well her name is Feferi and I'm Orphaner Dualscar. And no I hawe not? Is that ewen a thing? [Eridan has been here for a couple weeks now, but he's still pretty retarded with the dreamberry.]

[rainbowpalette]

After looking at the picture from multiple angles, Kanaya still isn't one-hundred percent convinced it's supposed to be Feferi. She's pretty sure, but not entirely. The purple tear stains on the paper don't exactly help either. What'd Eridan do, draw this thing with his foot?

A crueler troll would mock the artistic quality, but that's not in her, as glaringly bad as the drawing is.

"Is anyone offering to help you look?" she asks instead.

[forevveraglub]

Eridan wasn't really concerned about the quality, despite his earlier defensive comments about it to several other people. He just wanted to find Feferi and that was that. The picture was just there to help, even if it was a shitty help. Though he was sort of embarrassed to show the picture because of the obvious tear stains and what not. Though to his relief, no one had really mentioned it.

"Some hawe, but others are bein' assholes." Normal people wouldn't blame them with that display he had going, but he just couldn't quite grasp why they weren't just kissing his spinal crevice and doing what the highblood was demanding. He sighs looking into the video, this was stupid. He might as well talk to her in person than using this silly fucking device. So promptly he turns it off and goes down the stairs of their cottage to find Kanaya. Hoping that she was here; he hadn't taken any note as to what the background was behind her in the video after all.

"Kan?" He could really use some fucking emotional support right now.

[rainbowpalette]

She hears Eridan calling her from inside the cottage. "I'm in the garden!" she yells in a brief moment of unladylike behavior, hoping he hears her. If not, he can turn his Dreamberry back on and ask.

She turns back to the dirt she's been kneading under her claws, getting it nice and mulchy for the plants she's relocating from the forest. Their cottage is nice, but it's in desperate need of some landscaping. Good thing she's such a pro in this department.

[forevveraglub]

Eridan had heard something from outside, so deciding it was most probably Kanaya, he heads that way. Stepping out in the broad daylight was still something that was rather odd for him all things considered, but there was something that was strangely enjoyable about that warmth it brought. Nothing he'd ever comment on to anyone else, but it was a curious thought regardless.

Though he had to sigh when he saw Kanaya in their 'garden'. She was so adamant about having one and here she was, getting dirty with those stupid land plants. Like having a garden really fucking mattered, but okay Eridan would play along. Especially if pity and attention would later come of it.

"I see you're still gettin' dirty." Okay maybe that wasn't the best he could come up with, but it works. He crosses his arms over his chest in a haughty manner and just watches her with raised eyebrows.

[video]

[sm00chmylisp]

[It's pretty obvious who Eridan is looking for, he didn't need to be able to see the horrible picture to know. It was pretty hilarious how desperate he was. Sollux wanted to see FF as well, but he wasn't going to ask the network about it.]

You're asking about FF aren't you?

[vvideo]

[forevveraglub]

[Oh how Eridan wishes you weren't blind right now. He's snarling at you bro, his trademake hipster snarl. yeah all in your direction.]

Shut the fuck UP you disgustin' mustardblood! This isn't for you, this is for them, you know, people who can giwe me some fuckin' answers! So fuck off!

[video]

[sm00chmylisp]

[And he's just laughing right back at you bro. You can't really see it though, he's using the dreamberry like it would be a phone right now.]

What did you show them a picture of her or something?

[Eridan didn't exactly describe FF or anything, so yeah this was probably a video post he made with a picture he got from somewhere? Did he draw his own picture of her? ]

[vvideo]

[forevveraglub]

I--Yes I did but that doesn't fuckin' matter! Not like you can see it anyway! And--Sol.

What are you doin'? All I see is... Is that your auricular sponge? Are you a fuckin' idiot? This is a wideo call you fuckin' think-pan diminished idiot!