[vvideo ♒ 04 ] a public servvice announcement

[forevveraglub]

[Hey, sup sup Somarium, I'm sure with the flooding and the ruins and all of you working so hard to fix everything that was damaged, the last thing you need is the face of a troll kid clogging your Dreamberries. One that has a particularly proud smile, showing off his very shark like teeth.]Ingrates a Somarium, I feel I need to make an announcement

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[forevveraglub]

kismesis
and yes i most certainly AM talkin about kar

[forevveraglub]

hes my fated rivval
the troll i hate more than anythin and anyone
wwere in hate wwith each other

[flowergleam]

...What?

[forevveraglub]

Do you honestly need me to repeat it? Wow, I'm surprised, did the rain hawe a dumbin' effect on humans or somethin'? This shit is so fuckin' basic.

[flowergleam]

...I've never heard a lot of those words before. What did you mean?

[forevveraglub]

[AGGRAVATED SIGH.]

I guess, easiest way to describe this for you to understand is he's my...

[Hmmm.]

Hate-boyfriend.

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[coolexec]

[Because Tony likes to have opinions on all the things...]

Are you on drugs?

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[forevveraglub]

No. Why would you ewen think that?

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[coolexec]

Did you actually hear yourself or did you just open your mouth and hope for the best?

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[forevveraglub]

Yes I fuckin' heard myself just FINE. If it's ower the fact you pathetic humans cannot comprehend troll romance, don't bother talkin' to me. It's not my job to fill you in on how we do things, so just fuck off.

[knightofchanges]

...Kismesis?

[forevveraglub]

[A flat look, man you humans!]

Yes.

[knightofchanges]

What exactly is it?

[forevveraglub]

[You humans and acting like he OWES you these explanations!]

... Hawe you ewer hated someone so much that it feels like that hatred reaches down into the wery core a your bein', graspin' at your wascular organ makin' it WRITHE with hatefilled longin' and you can't control the passion a your hatred, that the wery act a loathin' isn't enough to quell the feelin's a repulsion, that if let alone, those feelin's could become toxic if not expressed in such a hatefilled way towards the wery person who fanned those repugnant flames a riwalry and enmity to begin with? Wantin' nothin' more than to show them up, to giwe them the misery and pain they deserwe?

If not, then you might not understand what kismesisitude is, but that is it basically. Kar is my kismesis and I don't want anyone fuckin' meddlin' in our relationship. He's mine to hate, mine to hurt, so if you're hawin' any thoughts on it, best forget it or I'll cull you without a second fuckin' thought.

[donewithdying]

.....
i see
and how does karkat feel about this

[forevveraglub]

hes on board wwith it
huh wwhy are you typin like that ara its fuckin wweird

[donewithdying]

i see
if you say so eridan
oh!
well i have changed a lot since you last saw me :)

[forevveraglub]

i do say so because its the fuckin truth
and
oh wwell wwhen are you from i mean i knoww this place as a fuckin fetish for time shenanigans and all