[vvideo ♒ 04 ] a public servvice announcement

[forevveraglub]

[Hey, sup sup Somarium, I'm sure with the flooding and the ruins and all of you working so hard to fix everything that was damaged, the last thing you need is the face of a troll kid clogging your Dreamberries. One that has a particularly proud smile, showing off his very shark like teeth.]Ingrates a Somarium, I feel I need to make an announcement

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[hunt_jackals]

[My God you are almost as dramatic as Liquid.]

...what the hell is a kismesis?

[forevveraglub]

[Dramatic is his middle name.]

Oh, goodie, more humans to explain shit to. A kismesis is a fated riwal, a person who is there to take all a your hate, ewery ounce a it, you striwe to make them as fuckin' miserable as possible, you striwe to BE the pain in their existence. But there is also matin' fondness, so I guess simplified, you could say they're a hate-boyfriend. But there is just so much more to it than that.

[Other humans seemed to get the whole hate-boyfriend thing, so just gonna keep saying that, yep.]

[hunt_jackals]

...

You had me up until the 'hate-boyfriend' part.

[Because up until the mating-fondness bit, it kind of sounded like his relationship with his brother.]

Is this sort of thing commonplace wherever you come from?

[forevveraglub]

Yes, and it's been made WERY PAINFULLY OBWIOUS you humans are unfamiliar with the logistics behind it. Our romance is wery complicated compared to yours and I just can't fuckin' FATHOM how you get by with such simplistic romance. You only hawe one quadrant, right? The lowe poppycock or whatewer.

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[clonezart]

I don't have any pitch feelings for him.

[sneering a little]

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[forevveraglub]

For... him? So, you hawe pitch feelin's for someone else?

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[clonezart]

I wouldn't classify them as such.

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[forevveraglub]

Then... what you classify them as?