[vvideo ♒ 05 ] just a wwarnin to all you dirtscrappers

[forevveraglub]

[The feed clicks on and everyone is greeted with Eridan's smirking face--boy he sure does look pleased with himself. He isn't sporting his high collared cape, and as he moves the camera, he's obviously injured--purple blood soaking his shoulder, and some further more soaking across his chest where there's a nice sized slash in his shirt. But he

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[redcladidealist]

[Yeah, Lloyd hates you so much right now. If he wasn't about to pass out, he'd let you know it, too.]

[forevveraglub]

[Oh bby keep up that hate and you might sweep Eridan off his flippers!]

[redcladidealist]

[Lloyd wants nothing to do with your flippers, Eridan! Unless it's to step on them!]

[forevveraglub]

[Oh, man. All this hateflirting! Stepping on flippers? How shameless of you Lloyd!]

[arachnida]

[Have an over-dramatic yaaaaaaaawn, Eridan.]

[forevveraglub]

Oh if it isn't little Ms. Poppycock, no one inwited you. You already know to stay outta my way.

Not that I would hesitate for a second to put you in your place if you so happen to need it.

[arachnida]

[Obnoxious giggling.]

That's what happens when you make something public, stupid!

Looking pretty purple there, Eridan.

[forevveraglub]

[Grumbling.]

I forgot how you're so totally attracted to me, like a moth to the fuckin' flame. Well, sorry, Wris, but my black quadrant is taken in case you'we forgotten.

And shut your blow hole, so I got a nick or two, whatewer. It's no big deal.

video.

[forevveraglub]

Well--

[Is that a talking hoofbeast? Oh, it's probably like that unicorn thing he talked to before.]

Why shouldn't I be mad? With all this audacious disrespect constantly bein' thrown my way, how would you expect from someone a my standin' to otherwise react? Exactly!

video.

[forevveraglub]

[FUR IS NOT BLOOD.]

[have some vacant staring because... What.]

... What the fuck are you talkin' about?

[purpleprosed]

As classy as ever.

[forevveraglub]

somehoww
im surprised youd openly admit to my classiness like this
but either wway i suppose i appreciate the sentiment behind the recognition
but flattery wwill get you no wwhere pinkscarf

[purpleprosed]

There is certainly no denying your handling of such a situation. The classiest, indeed.
Flattery will get me nowhere?
Not even into your delicious hate-zone?
My dreams. You're crushing them to pieces, Ampora.
I thought we had something special when we collided in the sky amidst a swirl of purple magic and white science.

[forevveraglub]

it isnt like me to let someone dowwn easily so i wwont evven attempt it noww
but im afraid youre hardly wworthy a holdin my cape you see
so evven if you said the most hateful a slurs im afraid itll only place you in the slight annoyance zone and if you persisted wwith flattery that wwouldnt help the cause either
so id suggest if you dont wwant to embarrass yourself stop noww
if youre alright wwith it
then go on
continue

[rainbowpalette]

[At first, she was horrified to see all the blood on Eridan's shoulder, and was midway through dialing his number to contact him when... when he moved the camera and she saw Lloyd.]

[Oh no. OH HALE NO.]

[So instead of calling, she's using text, because she doesn't trust her voice to not shake and give her away.]

Where
Are
You

Tell Me NOW

[forevveraglub]

i dont think it really matters
wwhy do you need to knoww
this broadcast wwasnt for you kan

[rainbowpalette]

Because Youre Hurt
And I Want To Come Help You

[And cause more pain, but shhhh, that's for later!]

[forevveraglub]

ill be fine kan
you wworry too much