3x01 thoughts/reactions

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Aka the PURPLE PIANO PROJECT. I am going to do this with all eps and then I will DEEPLY REGRET MY LIFE CHOICES, I assume.

• I wish Will would get off my screen. I'm honestly not sure what they're trying to do with him here-- every single time Will is more aggressive they end up with it as a response to Sue, and usually he learns the lesson that NO GOD DAMN IT WILL STOP THAT BE THE ADULT. And yet. He never stays the adult!! Between his once again TERRIBLE IDEAS and terrible methods in ... general, I am once again wishing him to stop existing go back to broadway. 
  
• I do wish I could steal his lunchbox though. His and Emma's.
  
• Speaking of Emma! I love her and her character a lot more when I don't see her with Will. That relationship. That inane wish to talk to unrelated people about your intimate relationship problems, WILL SCHUESTER. Okay so basically: EMMA SHIPS HUMMELBERRY AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL is what I meant Will stop ruining my post.
  
• Concentrating on things related to my character now woops ALL HUMMELBERRY ALL THE TIME. Iyaaaan. I love this relationship and I love how they are kind of awful together and full of TERRIBLE IDEAS and seriously no one should let them have ideas together no one but they genuinely care about one another and ugh. My feelings. Also all the dating jokes all of them.
  
• Speaking of dating! Ignoring Blaine's awful personal style for a second, and how I do wish the transfer had been done another way-- but this is the same continuity that had Jesse switch schools twice in  maybe three months, so!-- I love their moments. I love that they keep teasing one another and how Blaine just kind of goes pffft ilu at Kurt's ... everything, from declaring that he is being PASSIVE-AGRESSIVE to his rambling that their relationship will explode like on the bachelorette (of course they watched the bachelorette together, of course) I basically love this and want it to last foreveeeeeeer. They are adorable. Adorable.
  
• Okay enough about my character hi Quinn I love you like this go back in the club but AS THIS okay??? okay!!!
  
• I wasn't that fond of Mercedes this ep! I hope her characterization like this doesn't stick and god I wish samcedes had been a longer thing. Or that Mercedes had been BUMMED OUT AT ALL at Sam leaving ugh.
  
• Saaaam. Laureeen. ): My criiiiies.
  
• I was pleasantly surprised by Lindsay's character (Harmony)! I vaguely watched the glee project and mostly went WHY GOD WHY, but she really killed it thjs ep. She is kind of my new favorite.
  
• Sugar was fun, but I do wish they'd addressed that they're making fun of people who fake having Asperger's a little better? They might go over that later, though.
  
• WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT AND LAST POINT: oh my god, glee, am I looking at MULTIPLE EPISODE storylines????? Is this what multiple writers feels like???? PLOT POINTS... THAT LAST...????? Iyaaaan.

Overall I really liked this ep! It had its awkward parts, but mostly it was a lot better than Auditions for OVERALL PLOT and ... no one... was sent to a crack house ...

Next ep: SHELBY CORCORAN. BURT HUMMEL. AUDITIONS FOR WEST SIDE STORY. Why is the title I AM UNICORN and why do I get the feeling I will cry bitch tears???

Also, will I Am Unicorn break tradition of having one REALLY AWKWARDLY SEXUALLY CHARGED number??? find out next week :|