Swine Milk for Mass Consumption

[forgrantedoaths]

Here is the question I have often poised and have never gotten a satisfactory answer

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[chasecorbeau]

Domestic pigs are too short to put a bucket underneath while standing.

[forgrantedoaths]

hmmm... perhaps we could give them stilts...

yes, high heeled shoes with stilts then...
gawd. that would take forEVer. that's like quadriple the teats a cow would have.
I'll just stick to human milk, thank you....er goats milk....Freudian slip there.