Randomness.

Jul 21, 2005 01:37

I'll be at a lake house the next two days, until friday night or saturday morning. Call my cell, i'll be bored as hell. 423-7976
In other news:

Things you should name your male child if you want him to grow up to be totally buff:



Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
   Punt Speedchunk
  Butch Deadlift
   Bold Bigflank

Splint Chesthair
  Flint Ironstag
   Bolt Vanderhuge
  Thick McRunfast
  Blast Hardcheese

Buff Drinklots
  Trunk Slamchest
   Fist Rockbone
  Stump Beefgnaw
  Smash Lampjaw

Punch Rockgroin
   Buck Plankchest
  Stump Chunkman
   Dirk Hardpeck
    Rip Steakface

Slate Slabrock
   Crud Bonemeal
  Brick Hardmeat
    Rip Sidecheek
  Punch Sideiron

Gristle McThornBody
  Slake Fistcrunch
   Buff Hardback
    Bob Johnson
  Blast Thickneck

Crunch Buttsteak
   Slab Squatthrust
   Lump Beefrock
  Touch Rustrod
   Reef Blastbody

Big McLargeHuge
  Smoke Manmuscle
   Beat Punchbeef
   Pack Blowfist
   Roll Fizzlebeef

Ones I especially like in italics.  Thank you MST3k.  Random post when tired. :(  Sleep now.

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