(for justangel) children of the bad revolution

[seulpeo]

For: justangel

Title: children of the bad revolution
Pairing: Jongin/Taemin/Baekhyun
Word Count: ~4,000 words
Rating: NC-17
Warnings:: typical zombie-related violence, mentions of smoking, offscreen minor character death, swearing
Summary: How To Win Friends and Influence People in the Zombie Apocalypse, by Kim Jongin
Author's Note: darling i’m a nightmare

Comments

[justangel]

SCREEEAAAAMMMMMSSSS!!!!!!!
OMG YOU PICKED THIS PROMPT OH MY GOD!!!
SPOT SPOT SPOT S.P O. FUCKING T. I WILL BE BACK LATER!!!

[justangel]

HOLY SHIT WHERE SHOULD I START???

MAYBE WITH AN ARMFUL OF "I LOVE YOUs"? BECAUSE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I ASKED FOR...and more omg I am literally so close to tears right now! There's so many 'OMG' moments, what Jongin thought or said, that brought me laughing my ass off like one of those craaaazies!!!!

"He starts running and falls flat on his face, because his shoelaces are untied."
Of course...he is so fucking dumb that's why I love him ;u;

"Taemin gives a wicked grin. “I’ll hold you to that.”"
JONGIN'S SOUL...SOLD TO THE DEVIL IN THE FLESH!

"even if his upper lip kind of looks like the Batman logo."
LET ME JUST SAY HOW HILARIOUS THIS IS BECAUSE SO TRUE BUT SOMEHOW I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE????

"not when he’s dated Byun “Hand Models Hate Him” Baekhyun."
ALSO JFC YOU EVEN WENT WITH BYUN-HAND FETISH ALL HAIL HIS GRACEFUL, YAOI, COCK-STROKING FINGERS

“Fuck,” Taemin breathes between strokes. “I’ve always kind of had a thing for you, you know. Ever since middle school. Your stupid gym shorts were really short.”MIDDLE SCHOOL, TAEMIN?

[rotatingcookie]

this is muy excellente and i think i know you does your lj handle start with a number •-•

[matchynishi]

oh wow, this fic was just so perfect on so many levels alskdfjalskfj made me lol so many times... I'm not even sure where to start, Jongin's rules, or Taemin's nonchalance with questionable deeds, or just, Baekhyun, or the amazing way you wrote it... EVERYTHING WAS GREAT I LOVE IT OMG.

[berryboys]

Ugh this was so good. I love zombie AU and even more when it's written so light-heartedly, and I have to thank you for the image of how the subway would be in an apocalypsis zombie. I specially love crazy Baekhyun and how one day he's fighting with Taemin and the next he's all disposed to do him (surprise, Jongin). Jongin's point of view is hilarious and kind of snarky, so it was really fun to read him (not to mention that making lists in a zombie AU is mandatory lol).

P.S. AGAIN, CRAZY BAEKHYUN IS PRECIOUS.

[skyroll]

HOLY SHIT this fic is god tier! words and animal memes cannot describe the perfection bless