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forkimlasca

5th Arrow // [Voice]

Nov 17, 2010 14:38

Hmm, that cannot be right. But I followed the recipe just like it was written. [The sound of hissing and sputtering can be heard, and then Natalia coughing softly.] Did it burn? Ah no.... it's not even black.

[Smoke is currently wafting from the kitchen of house 5 however. Obligatory Natalia trying to cook post is go. >>]

!voice, !ic, !natalia really can't cook

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[Voice] soreplaceable November 17 2010, 22:29:00 UTC

Natalia? [What is going on over there?] Is everything all right?

[Voice] forkimlasca November 18 2010, 01:13:21 UTC

[Other than the tragedy that is Nata's cooking? Nothing.]

Everything is fine, Fon Master. [Lies. Things will soon be on fire.]

[Voice] soreplaceable November 18 2010, 01:28:12 UTC

[And what a tragedy it is! Things sure don't sound fine on her end. Is that smoke he sees in the background...?]

If you are sure. Although it sounds like something is... burning?

[Voice] forkimlasca November 18 2010, 01:59:04 UTC

[It most certainly is.]

The rice is... a bit burnt, yes.

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[Voice] oda_hates_me November 18 2010, 00:52:23 UTC

[... c-cough]

Are you alright, Miss?

[Voice] forkimlasca November 18 2010, 01:14:20 UTC

[This is terrible. She killed it.]

Oh, I'm all right. I am just trying to prepare dinner.

[Voice] oda_hates_me November 18 2010, 01:41:43 UTC

[Oh god, this will cause him physical pain]

Aaah, I see~!

And... what are you planning to make? [He's just curious, really]

[Voice] forkimlasca November 18 2010, 01:59:58 UTC

[She is so sorry. ;-;]

I was trying to make fried rice.

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[ voice ] hakoiri November 18 2010, 01:09:09 UTC

[ Oh, the woes of cooking. He can relate. Ish. ]

Cooking troubles, Natalia?

[ voice ] forkimlasca November 18 2010, 01:15:34 UTC

[Royalty + kitchens = health hazard]

N-No, nothing of the sort. I am sure I can fix this. [By scraping off the burnt parts....]

[ voice ] hakoiri November 18 2010, 01:42:27 UTC

[ This is why they serve the people through politics and not cooking. ]

I'm sure you can. Perhaps you should have someone else look at it and see what's wrong.

[ voice ] forkimlasca November 18 2010, 02:00:56 UTC

[So, so true.]

That is a good idea. Perhaps Asch or Luke would like to taste test this for me.

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[Voice] its_rose_damnit November 18 2010, 01:46:14 UTC

[Was that the Kimlascan princess? She was here as well?! Since when?! Rrgh, those idiots keep everything from him, don't they? Oh well, he'll gripe about it later. For now, Dist seems a bit interested with how she's faring at...cooking, it sounds like.]

I hope you know what to do in case of fire, your majesty.

[Voice] Keywords relevant 8D forkimlasca November 18 2010, 02:02:15 UTC

[You keep such good track of things, don't ya Dist? ♥

Thankfully, Guy and the rest told her that you were here.]

Of course I do! Why are you suggesting such a thing?

[Voice] SO CRUEL. )8 its_rose_damnit November 18 2010, 02:19:51 UTC

[B-Be quiet, you! Also be prepared for a bit of trolling. Thank heavens the journals don't pick up scent. Dist would have been gagging by now.]

Oh, just a bit of...friendly advice, princess.

[Voice] <333? forkimlasca November 18 2010, 02:47:51 UTC

[She can handle your trolling. :I And gagging is so impolite!]

I'm sure, coming from you.

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[Voice] phasingly November 18 2010, 02:33:31 UTC

You sound just like me in home ec. class.

[Voice] forkimlasca November 18 2010, 02:48:05 UTC

Home... ec?

[Voice] phasingly November 18 2010, 02:52:00 UTC

Home economics. Some lame class they make everyone take so they can learn to cook and clean and stuff. I think my teacher gave me a pity D after I finally stopped burning all those muffins.

[Voice] forkimlasca November 18 2010, 02:56:52 UTC

I have never heard of such a thing. Are you training to be a maid?

[Forgive the princess. Please.]

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