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[petitebelette]

THE ED(WARD)ITORIAL PAGE
"SHE LOOKS DEAD INSIDE."
Oregano isn't the right flavor for ~some~.

Comments

[searchtheskies]

IT IS PEOPLE LIKE THIS THAT MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO BE A CASUAL R/K SHIPPER. THESE PEOPLE ARE LIFE RUINERS.

I saw those pictures and I immediately facepalmed myself just because I knew this would happen. GOD FORBID KRISTEN IS UNHAPPY AT HAVING TO TAKE HER DOG TO THE VET. WHO WOULD BE UPSET ABOUT THAT?!?!!?

[poetrytoprose]

GO TO HELL, MOLLY. I AM CONSTANTLY IN A STATE OF BLISS WHEN I HAVE TO TAKE MY DOG TO THE VET. It's OBVIOUS Michael is the reason Kristen looks so miserable and NOT the fact that her dog could be SICK or the blah-ness that are routine checkups.

[searchtheskies]

UGH, I'M SORRY. YOU'RE RIGHT. AND I BET THAT MICHAEL IS THE REASON THE DOG WAS IN THE HOSPITAL IN THE FIRST PLACE! HE PROBABLY KICKED IT. HE LOOKS LIKE HE ABUSES ANIMALS.

[oc_craze]

WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT? I ADORE taking my animals to the vet. Especially if they're really sick. PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE.

[_transformed]

I just have to remember to never have a bad day when I get a boyfriend and he's hanging out with me. When I go to the vet, I'm gonna put on a really pretty dress, curl my hair, put on makeup, and sing songs with my boyfriend. OF COURSE.

[petitebelette]

What about your nails, Kristen? Or are they just going to stay unpolished and ugly? I bet you secretly hate him and you're in love with your co-star.

YOU CAN'T HIDE. I KNOW THE TRUTH.

[_transformed]

No, the nails will remain ugly. I NEED TO BE SEEN AS REAL, NOT FAKE.

I'M SURE YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE WILL BE ABLE TO SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME.

[petitebelette]

WILL YOU DRIVE A BEAT UP BLUE TRUCK TOO?

OR WILL YOU TRADE IN YOUR MOM'S PORSCHE FOR A PRIUS? JUST WONDERING.

[make_me_irish]

I think....I think I might love you.

[petitebelette]

I feel like we should be friends. Why aren't we friends yet? Wanna be friends?

[make_me_irish]

Yes! We really need to be after this epicness.

Adding you :)

[petitebelette]

Friended! XD I see you around way to often/talk to you enough that it's just silly we weren't friends, ahah.

[winsomewords]

but...if kristen would only dump her boyfriend of four years and have hot, meaningless sex with robert, everything would be perfect. duh.

i bet even her puppy would be happy.

[petitebelette]

I BET HER PUPPY WOULD BE MIRACULOUSLY CURED.

FOR THE PUPPIES! THE PUPPIES!

[winsomewords]

ROBERT PATTINSON IS A CURE-ALL FOR ALL PUPPY-RELATED SICKNESSES.

WE MUST ORCHESTRATE "THIS" TO HAPPEN SO KSTEW'S PUPPY DOES NOT DIE.

[petitebelette]

WHERE SHOULD WE START? SEND THREATENING LETTERS? PSA ANNOUNCEMENTS? GO ON A SHOWERING STRIKE IN HONOR OF RPATTZ?

[sleepall_day]

For posterity:

How could you! All we are doing is awaiting this beautiful romance that will blossom between them because IT IS SO INEVITABLE OMG THEY ARE SO INTO EACH OTHER and then they will totally have a demon baby like one month after they have sex.

Do not laugh, Crystal. This is serious.

(LOL wtf i love how they call him Oregano. who STARTED that?!!! and why aren't they putting up a fuss everytime someone uses the nickname without paying them royalties, as we should with the Twatlighters every time the phrase 'IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING' is uttered.)

[poetrytoprose]

blush is responsible for Oregano! Thankfully she is not an asshole like some others...