I'm leaving it because it was funny.
I have a new goal. It is time to save up the down payment and buy a brand new motha' fuckin' ugly Yaris.
Because what most call "ugly" is what I call "cute."
"iFinance Limited credit? No worries. Through a participating Toyota dealer our iFinance Program can help get you into a new Yaris or Matrix without a co-buyer."
YEAH, WUT.
Because a 2003 Corolla is nice, oh nice, but I cannot get a loan because no credit is bad. The Yaris isn't much more expensive than what I was intending to spend on this 5 year old car that spent its years in Florida.
NEW CAR MEANS I GET TO FART IN IT FIRST uh...
(Please excuse these posts, obviously I've never purchased a car before and have completely lost it. Exhibit A: Picking a new car crush every day, always Toyota. Exhibit B: I have done stupid things for a week, forgetful things I would never do otherwise. Example of this: LOSING MY IPHONE AND FINDING IT IN THE CAR. WHAT IS THIS. IPHONE IS NOT CHEEPZ. I have also misplaced a CD that was recently purchased. I. Never. Do. That.)
PS: To off-set my subject headline... I passed both my classes this semester. Hopefully I can get a new car by the end of the month so I can sign up for classes and drive to school next semester!!11! It's exciting to get into something more interesting than English 102 and Into to Art (when I swear it, I must have been introduced to art MANY TIMES BEFORE!)
PSS: No my parents are not going to co-sign, you fool!
Today an ol' lady decided to bark at me about fruit trays that were "outrageously out of date!" When I picked them all up and showed her the date- 12/12/08- she proceeded to agree that YES that is so out of date! After being reminded that it is the tenth of December she finally shut up.