There once was a man, a fine old man, a man who lived by the sea! There once was a man, a fine old man, a man who gave me tea! He gave me a sign and drew me a line, but I crossed over the line and climbed down the cliff to the sea! I saw a rose, a blood-red rose, I sang to the rose, and up rose a poetlass before me!
I used to work with a guy who had 150 cats. Guess what he smelled like.
He got arrested. He went to a gas station, filled up his tank, and went inside to haggle. When he was told that he would have to pay the total, he threw a fit. He was asked to leave. You know what he got arrested for?
Not for stealing $12 worth of gas. He got 4 years for assaulting an officer.
He wouldn't leave, with a full tank of gas that he wasn't being charged for. It wasn't worth it to the station manager to press charges. He just wanted business to go back to normal. No, he had to call the cops to have the guy hauled away for tresspassing. I wasn't there, I didn't see it, but I like to think that it turned into a Rodney King-styled whomp down.
This guy was a real oddball. I have a million stories about him.
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There once was a man, a fine old man, a man who gave me tea!
He gave me a sign and drew me a line,
but I crossed over the line and climbed down the cliff to the sea!
I saw a rose, a blood-red rose,
I sang to the rose, and up rose a poetlass before me!
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He got arrested. He went to a gas station, filled up his tank, and went inside to haggle. When he was told that he would have to pay the total, he threw a fit. He was asked to leave. You know what he got arrested for?
Not for stealing $12 worth of gas. He got 4 years for assaulting an officer.
He wouldn't leave, with a full tank of gas that he wasn't being charged for. It wasn't worth it to the station manager to press charges. He just wanted business to go back to normal. No, he had to call the cops to have the guy hauled away for tresspassing. I wasn't there, I didn't see it, but I like to think that it turned into a Rodney King-styled whomp down.
This guy was a real oddball. I have a million stories about him.
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