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forkyforkster

Some thoughts on a lifestyle change

Oct 03, 2004 21:00

Guys, you might not know this, but I've always been facinated with maritime lifestyles. You know...seamen, oceanic navigators, things of that sort. But the one lifestyle I feel is calling my name, the one true destiny for me, is being a pirate. You might think that being a pirate is all but extinct. Nay, friends, I cannot think of a statement ( Read more... )

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halfway2perfect October 4 2004, 01:54:43 UTC

I mean, Jessie hates my fucking guts.

takemetamars October 4 2004, 01:55:03 UTC

have you been chatting with hollie nicole? i think you two could could make a good hook and smee. fleece sails from old navy...

krinky October 4 2004, 01:57:42 UTC

jess doesn't use big words n sentences.

bastardtim October 4 2004, 02:30:07 UTC

Jess, I think you can be a very successful pirate in Nebraska. I mean, what armored car driver is going to expect to be fired on, broadside, by cannons from a galleon, before being boarded?

Let's do this.

forkyforkster October 4 2004, 02:49:40 UTC

I'll never leave Bob alone with my computer again.

NEVER. ahahha

pfists_of_pfury October 4 2004, 10:15:49 UTC

hahaha.

In college me and a couple freinds wanted to be modern pirates. You know, pull up at an intersection in my buddy's '79 Crown Vic, board someone else's car from the Crown Vic, rob and pillage to our hearts content, and swig ale while singing love songs to the asphalt.

Unfortunately, we only got away with it twice.