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[formal_hyde]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mark!

1. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Mark has 7!
2. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Mark on.
3. The patron saint of Mark is Saint Eugenie.
4. Mark is incapable of sleep.
5. California is the biggest exporter of Mark in the world.

Comments

[cassidyswan]

How do I book my 30 days?

:P

[formal_hyde]

Some of those tips are too bloody easily applicable.

[cassidyswan]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hamish!

1. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Hamish would protect them from evil spirits!
2. It took Hamish 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
3. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Hamish from each salad served in first class!
4. Banging your head against Hamish uses 150 calories an hour.
5. Grapes explode if you put them inside Hamish!

ROLF

[cassidyswan]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Poos!

1. The risk of being struck by Poos is one occurence every 9,300 years!
2. Poos can use only about ten percent of its brain.
3. Poos can't sweat.
4. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Poos would be as small as a pea.
5. Poos will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!