Fic: Dulcinea

[formerdinosaur]

Title: Dulcinea
Pairings: Kenny/Cartman, Cartman/Butters, Stan/Kyle
Rating: R
Words: ~7K
Summary: Cartman wants to seduce Butters, but he needs some hands on advice from Kenny first.
Note: Listening to the original cast recording of "Dulcinea" from Man of La Mancha may enhance the experience.

Comments

[mesangecoeur]

I liked this, even though it's not, you know, really my thing. I liked Stan and Kyle being Stan and Kyley, of course, and Kenny's stoned conversation, because accurate.
....But I'm really commenting to say how funny it is that there's a Christian Mingle ad at the bottom of the page right now. Obviously the best ad possible for a Jew reading gay smut.

[formerdinosaur]

Thanks! I don't think Kenny/Cartman is anyone's thing, but I wanted to try it. And yeah, writing the Stan/Kyle was enjoyable. I'm planning on writing porn for them on July 4, yayyy. Christian Mingle, perfect. The targeted marketing is obviously working really well.

objection!

[mesangecoeur]

I'm actually a pretty big fan of Kenny/Cartman. :p So, that's at least one person. Love this, by the way.

Re: objection!

[formerdinosaur]

You know, I've actually gotten into them quite a lot more myself since writing this, and, looking back, it's one of my favorite SP stories I've done. I'm planning a fic about them traveling to Hawaii together and I want to post it before the end of the year, so thanks for mentioning that you like them, and this story - it's great encouragement. :)

[kingdra]

but cries at the Kenny/Cartman because Kenny was so in love with him in this story 8( I love how subtle it was and you didn't go out saying it, but I feel like I can pinpoint parts of denial and the little hints that show that Kenny really was more interested in Cartman than he let on :((
The Butters/Cartman was still super super cute though because Buttman will always be cute :D ♥
Aws at Stan and Kyle too sdflj perfect stupid babies

[formerdinosaur]

Thanks for reading! Kenny definitely felt something for him, yeah. And Cartman did, too, but he's too emotionally stunted to deal with it. Butters is better equipped to handle Cartman's crap in the long run, I think. And Stan/Kyle, yes, they're just lording their happiness over everyone, like always. :D

[fabulousnotion]

okay, can i say that i absolutely loved this. i think you read my mind or something because my total ot3 is cartman/kenny/butters. i loved reading this from a kenny/cartman and a cartman/butters POV. there are so many different layers between those relationships.

and of course! stankyle. specifically:

"Honey," Kyle says, giving him a weary stare. "I know." He rubs Stan's back. Stan scoots closer to Kyle, and by the way his arm moves Kenny judges that he's either grabbed Kyle's thigh or lovingly cupped his crotch under the table.

"It's just so fucking hot," Stan says, like that explains everything.

just... yes. yes to everything because i firmly believe that there a lot of times that they don't have to say very much to each other at all to understand one another. because they do so much more than listening just with the ear.

beautifully written!

[formerdinosaur]

Thank you, I'm so glad to hear it! I love the idea of Cartman/Kenny/Butters myself, and I have this one idea for it but it's really porny and weird. I think Kenny would kinda be in charge, is my theory.

Yessss, I have the same Stan/Kyle belief. Like, they barely need to talk, but Kyle talks a lot anyway, and if Stan isn't listening to every word he's paying attention to the ~emotional cues~, or how cute Kyle's mouth is, or something.

[formerdinosaur]

Thanks for giving this a chance despite the pairing! Kenny doesn't really fit, it's true. Lately I'm into this characterization of him, like, he just needs to get the heck out of South Park. So it's a happy ending for him in that sense -- Stan and Kyle were being a little more indifferent toward him than usual here, but they're still in the flush of new love and stuffff. And also Kenny fucked Stan, and Kyle is TOTALLY OKAY WITH THAT. TOTALLY. etc. :)

[formerdinosaur]

It does make sense, totally. And yeah, I'm sure Kyle won't bring up the Kenny thing from time to time, like, for the rest of his life or anything, no way!

[w0rmsign]

This starts out hilariously and quickly becomes so heartaching... Also, Cartman wanting it is hot, especially when he's asking for it - the second time with the whole food metaphor is so funny, but somehow I found that really hot too, lol

Craigslist fucking Cartman made me laugh, but then again, ow my heart when Kenny realises they're not gentle :'| ...and the fact Cartman wants to be gentle for Butters cos he knows what the opposite is like? ah my heart <3

Loved Liane too, and her mistaken flattery. And whipped Stan, haha, bless him. All in all, I enjoyed this very much!

[formerdinosaur]

Thanks for reading and for the comment! Yeah, I wasn't sure where this was going to go when I had the idea, but I decided to put some sad stuff in there, because Cartman and Kenny are both sad characters, at least I think they would be during their teenage South Park years.

I should quit while I'm ahead with the sex-food metaphors, I think this is my second one in two fics, haha. Glad you liked that one, though.

I read this fic once where Cartman wants to be gentle because based on his experience of smuggling Disney World into prison via his ass, he knows the pain of uh, lack of prep? So yeah this was a less absurd take on that concept, heh -- he doesn't trust himself not to be like those guys on default.

So glad you enjoyed this! :)

[w0rmsign]

Oh I'd forgotten about Disney World! That was a truly touching scene.