TESTABURGER MANOR part III

[formerdinosaur]

I decided to dial this up a notch and add a whole new layer of absurdity toward the end. But I actually like this installment!

Episode One
Episode Two

Comments

[mesangecoeur]

To be continued?! NOOOOOOOOO AAAAAARGH. Ok. Well yay update anyway.

[formerdinosaur]

Was this one super short?? I had a goal of twenty pages in Word, haha. But yeah, I felt the need to update. Thanks for reading~~

[mesangecoeur]

Nah, it wasn't short, I'm just a greedy whore.

[formerdinosaur]

Aren't we all when it comes to our fandoms, aren't we all. But I do want to finish this, uh, before September?? I feel itchy when I have unfinished fics that have been neglected for a while.

[formerdinosaur]

Yes, that was the reasoning for Butters not wanting to have sex just then, poor baby. He actually likes getting nailed by Cartman, but doesn't like or care about Cartman as a person, they're both just using each other for sex. Butters still loves his Kenny~~~

Thanks for reading! More soon, hopefully.

[sekrit_omg]

Oh nooooo! Stan and Kyle never ever get to have sex, ever! Up until that point I was very very pleased with the way the whole bathtub thing was going. And I take utter delight in basically everyone just calling Clyde fat. Also in Clyde telling Stan he's mean. Then Stan suffers horribly in every regard, and this story has actually taken a really dark twist. While it's always been implausible that Stan and Kyle would have a proper happy ending, between the drawn-out whipping (is that even legal in this universe?) and the implication (or actual fact?) that Cartman is basically a murderer and totally illegitimate, this story's getting fairly intense. It's good soapy drama (literally in Stan and Kyle's case) and I love it. Totally anxious to see what happens with them, since it seems so impossible right now. Token/Wendy is looking like a sure thing, though. And I'm relieved to see that he appears to be a good guy.

[formerdinosaur]

No, they do, they do! I should have stretched the bathtub scene out even further, really, I can't get enough of that scenario myself. And poor Clyde, yeah, he's pretty hapless here. Stan, too, especially in this installment. The whipping thing, sigh, it's possibly the most ridiculous element of this whole ridiculous mess of a "universe," but my idea is like, if Butters doesn't have the human right to complain that Cartman is lifting his skirts, Stan is pretty much at the mercy of his cruel overseer if he wants to keep his job. That's my justification. I guess I wanted to show that there are actual consequences for lathering Kyle when he's supposed to be like, doing his actual job. I'm glad you're enjoying the soapy drama, that's what this story aspires to -- and yeah, Token was just kind of idly remarking on the Tenorman thing to make Cartman uncomfortable, but now Kyle is ~~thinking about it~~ because he's obsessed with Cartman's evil schemes in any universe. And Token is a pretty good guy in any universe, so yeah, Wendy is all in at

[sekrit_omg]

I look forward to that next installment. I remain really interested in finding out how everyone (except maybe Cartman) dodges their situations and ends up happy. Also, looking forward to seeing Stan and Kyle actually sleep together for once.

[fabulousnotion]

oh my goodness this is such a guilty pleasure and it's so good. stabs me right in the feels man, right in the feels. thank you for continuing writing. you are amazing.

[formerdinosaur]

It's a guilty pleasure to write, too, haha, so I'm glad to hear that. Thanks so much for reading and for the comment! More to come soon. :)

[formerdinosaur]

So glad you're still enjoying this! It's not weird to feel bad for Cartman -- he's a buffoon, but Butters is totally using him for sex. This is a verse where Cartman wants Butters to stay and cuddle and Butters slips away as soon as he's asleep, haha. More to come, hopefully before the end of the month! :)