Happy Birthday Sekrit 2013: The Fic

[formerdinosaur]

Here it is, fisting Atlanta brunch fic! Thank you to Sekrit for inadvertantly giving me the idea (and also for the original 'write Kyle the way the people who cry over his disrespected obvious virile masculinity hate' request) and for listening to my thoughts and rants on fandom and everything else, going to brunch places with me in Atlanta, and

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[_confunded_]

I love this! Nothing makes me happier than a Kyle who lives in New York City and gets sort of corrupted by it and overly fancy and judgmental, because that is my absolute favorite personal headcanon for Kyle in college/his twenties. I love this entire concept and how awkward and perfect everything is, and Kyle's underwear collection and the fact that he took his Bloody Mary secretly in a to go cup.

"That makes me hard," Kyle says. He sounds glum, too. "Though fundamentally I of course object to the idea of being anyone's possession." - This is my favorite line of all time. Kyle in a nutshell.

[formerdinosaur]

I love that, too, it's one of my favorite Kyle fanon cliches. And then I'll put Stan on like, a farm or a hippie commune. I could write a whole fic about Kyle's underwear collection, most likely. I'm into it. I think taking the brunch booze off premises might have been Sekrit's idea, at some point?! But I honestly can't remember.

Thank you for reading this, and for liking that line. I think Stan is the only person who Kyle means this about almost literally, in terms of enjoying the idea of being possessed, whereas I can see him being with other guys who want to impress him (the Cartmans of the world) and Kyle getting all hard for this concept and then being like 'get off of me' in the morning/eventually.

[_confunded_]

I've been really wanting to write something where Kyle is corrupted by the fanciness of New York and becomes a ~city boy~ and Stan, after being dumped by Kyle at 18 because of his drinking, moves to like... Montana or something to get sober and becomes a cowboy. And then, idk, they get back together at the ranch Stan works on and Stan teaches Kyle how to ride a horse and live without Starbucks, and of course they end up having sex in the barn. It's so cliche but man, why fix what isn't broken?

And yeah I think Kyle would get off on the idea of people wanting to possess him but would always tell himself it was offensive to think that way haha. But he would always want to give himself to Stan in that way, at least figuratively. But anyone else, yeah, he wouldn't be able to trust them enough (as much as Cartman would want it haha).

[julads]

This dirty talk is the best ever. Umm. I have more to say about this but I have to get ready for school now!

[formerdinosaur]

Thank you! I love writing insane dirty talk for them.

[julads]

Yeah, the craziness of it fit so well with this fic, which had a lot of out-there and awesomely gross details (e.g., the streets smelling like mildew, this horrible food (two eggs on top of a pile of like, mashed potatoes or whatever??), the HELL of guided tours, and of course the foiled fisting.) I'm into gross things. But thematically, it was touching, as always, which was even better amongst the charming grossness of them being slathered in olive oil on the floor.

Also, I laughed really fucking hard at this:

"Uh, what? I barely got in there? You looked like you were giving birth."

"What?"

Kyle says this loudly enough to attract attention from several nearby tables.

So great.

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[sekrit_omg]

First of all, thank you for putting this on LJ, where god intended it to go. Second, thank you for the birthday wishes in the form of this story, which is a mish-mash of like 19 different things I find fantastic, and now I'll list some of them

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[sekrit_omg]

- Kyle shopping at Anthropologie and browsing the sales racks and buying some things he doesn't really like but other things that he absolutely loves and thinks are flattering and fuck you for judging a man who loves his Anthropologie pants

- Kyle crying and making a scene at the Margaret Mitchell house (which I have never been to, possibly because I'm not Kyle in this fic)

- Kyle taking his drink to go

- CDC fellows/interns are actually paid very well to my knowledge!!

- This: "This city smells," Kyle says. "Not that New York doesn't, but this is an odd smell, on the streets here. Like decay. Or mildew."

- But actually this: this city is an icky, weird, no public transportation nightmare- BUT ACTUALLY: "Kyle has sent him an Outlook invite: REMINDER: Dinner at Bacchanalia, 8pm. Stan hasn't tried this place yet, but he's heard about it. He's impressed that Kyle has done this much research, and it kind of seems like he knows the city better than Stan has managed to in almost a year here

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[formerdinosaur]

You're very welcome! I still can't remember which of us had the idea about the to go cup and the Margaret Mitchell house when we were first talking about this -- I've been to the MM house and it was just kind of depressing, which is not really that shocking.

I wouldn't be opposed to reading a fisting fic where Kyle is um, the fistee, as long as it was more about the absurd journey than like, the ~hawtness~ or whatever.

I hope you had a swell birthday! So glad to know you enjoyed all these details~

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[sekrit_omg]

Oh god, that was probably you. I'd never come up with something like that. Kyle in panties is more my wheelhouse than to-go cups of booze, which is something someone might actually do in real life.

I'm always curious to see people write about Atlanta because it grossly fascinates me! Also it rarely seems to pop up in fiction. Also, your take on Atlanta is interesting to me.

[brimbelle]

Aaah so this is the foiled fisting fic! I was kinda afraid of how the fic would be like but I actually loved it! Awkward first time things between them (or the awkward moments after) are my weakness so I really enjoyed reading this.

"Yeah, but you're like, that straight-seeming guy in gay porn gay. You know the one, with the punishing cock."
"My cock is punishing?" Stan says, hurt."
Pffff I love when Kyle is thinking of sex in a weird way and Stan gets offended.

[formerdinosaur]

Yess, this is it, not as scary as it sounded! I'm glad you liked it, and that you share my love for awkward S/K first times and Kyle being weird about sex. Thanks for reading!

[fallingwthstyle]

I first read this yesterday and came back today to comment. That first paragraph held a lot more meaning when I reread it just now, after having read the rest of the story :)

I loved it! As usual, your older versions of Stan and Kyle were spot on, and there was a lot of hilarious lines in this. "Kyle glares at Stan as if he's insulted the integrity of his asshole" was perhaps my favorite, as well as Kyle fussing at Stan about his shampoo. Thanks! :)

[formerdinosaur]

Thanks for coming back to leave a note! I'm glad you liked the humor in this, especially that line you quote here, hehhh. And Kyle being picky about toiletries and grooming is something I'm really into. People argue that he likes being a "dirty little boy" based on the South Park is Gay episode, but I think he's just be contrary because he feels left out -- his feelings about hand washing are more characteristic, I think.