hahahahahahaha

[formerfetus]

i'm probably the funniest pregnant chick in the world. so much irony stems from a situation like this, and so many laughs would be wasted if we didn't relish in it

Comments

[magictoymissing]

Condoms. Condoms would work fine.

[mlleclare]

How about "Abortion, the other white meat"

[anonymous]

You should be just a little bit nicer to him, though. He said last night how he said he tried to say hello to you and you kind've just blew him off. I'm not trying to tell you what to do, or even defend him, because in all honesty you're both my friends, but when he brought me home last night he really seemed upset about that.

[anonymous]

Oh and you forgot to add: stewmyster@domain.com

Hahaha.

[formerfetus]

you're right it's stewmyster, not stewdious. i am an idiot.

[formerfetus]

i love you.

when we walked in i blew him off because i really really really really had to pee. hence why i ran straight to the bathroom. i try really hard to be nice to him and i explained it to him today (and apologized), i think. it's just that i'm so irritated with the situation, pretty much, and he is the only person in the world for me to "take it out on." which is stupid, because i shouldn't disrespect him like that, but if i have negative energy, where else can i direct it?

i would like to try using an inanimate object. maybe biking. but this is the part of my stupid irrational girliness i have not successfully rejected yet.

[moose42084]

You are a strange one.

[anonymous]

You seem to not give a fuck about your abortion, so why even write about it?

[formerfetus]

please explain to me exactly how one would go about 'giving a fuck' about a fetus that they intend to poison and flush down the toilet? would you like me to play it music?

[weepingorge]

Play it music. Have it a welcome to the world, dead fetus party. Celebrate every aniversary with tomato soup you make in your own blender.

[formerfetus]

hahahhaahahhahahahahaha i have to go throw up now.