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Dec 08, 2009 17:44

[The communicator turns on at the tail-end of what sounds like a minor battle. Likely a button got bumped in the scuffle. There's a scape of metal that someone familiar with swords might recognize as a blade being sheathed, the jingle of armor, and then an unintelligible grumble. A moment's silence. Then Alistair starts talking, very obviously to ( Read more... )

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illusivetactics December 8 2009, 23:01:05 UTC

Darkspawn, you say?

Well here's a map...

And this may prove helpful as well, in explaining the least of 'things you've gotten into'.

[Voice] formertemplar December 8 2009, 23:32:57 UTC

[He's obviously confused.]

Hello? Talking box? Er... How do you talk to a magic box? Thank you?

[Voice] illusivetactics December 8 2009, 23:36:28 UTC

It's a long distance communication...artifact.

I am called Zexion.

[Voice] formertemplar December 8 2009, 23:45:03 UTC

Zexion. Right, okay. I'm Alistair. This is normal then? Or I hit my head. Did I hit my head?

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[Voice] asouroldelf December 8 2009, 23:21:01 UTC

[A snort.]

Just cause you don't got no map don't mean closing your eyes and picking is the way to go about it.

[Voice] formertemplar December 8 2009, 23:24:45 UTC

[Surprised.]

What?

[A pause.]

Hello?

[Voice] asouroldelf December 8 2009, 23:27:16 UTC

Ain't no ghost you're hearing. Got a fragile little box on you, somewhere. Magical or summat. Let's you talk to people what are far away. Let's you see them too, and some squiggles now and again. Don't know where it is on you, but it's where my voice is coming from, eh?

[Voice] formertemplar December 8 2009, 23:30:46 UTC

A magical talking box?

[Sounds of fumbling.]

Is- Oh.

[He starts talking, louder and more slowly.]

HELLO? MAGIC BOX?

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dragon_savior December 9 2009, 04:25:02 UTC

I wouldn't wander around too much, there's some nasty things out there.

formertemplar December 9 2009, 06:01:15 UTC

Not to worry. I eat nasty things for breakfast. Well, not really. That's disgusting. But you know what I mean.

[Voice] willowtenbrook December 11 2009, 01:21:05 UTC

What's a mabari?

[Voice] formertemplar December 11 2009, 01:29:47 UTC

A huge wardog. Very ferocious. They're smarter than your average person, too. You can train them to do all sorts of things. Kill darkspawn. Fetch your dirty pantaloons. Find children. Roll around in the dirt. Leave bits of half-digested meals in the packs of people you don't like. Great fun, the mabari.

[Voice] willowtenbrook December 11 2009, 01:32:56 UTC

So they're kind of like direwolves? Only, the dog version. They're like diredogs? Think I like mabari better. ...They're totally slobbery, aren't they?

[Voice] formertemplar December 11 2009, 01:39:01 UTC

Direwolves? Like werewolves?

[He laughs.]

Completely slobbery. In fact, I heard this story once, of a Warden who let himself get knocked down during a bit of roughhousing. The mabari started licking his face, practically drowned. A healer had to be called in, the barracks were in an uproar. Good times. Not quite as good as getting Dog to drool all over Morrigan's pack, but close.

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