just because I'm undead doesn't mean I don't enjoy opening presents

[formerzeppo]

Hmm.

Bare hands?

The brain-hook needles?

Railroad spikes, I like that.

And someone gave me such a pretty thing the other day. One should never forget their classics.

Liver, you say? Well, we do have chianti ...

Comments

*peers in*

[mercurialnature]

It's nice to be appreciated. Hope you don't mind the little odds'n'ends, it must be the midsummer doldrums because I've been bored, bored, bored lately.

Re: *peers in*

[formerzeppo]

Bored? Blasphemy. I do realize Regulus may not be much in the way of entertainment for you, but we should think up something.

If only because the mansion just wasn't complete without the Cookie Monster.

[undeadredhead]

Hmmm...

Open it slowly? Start with bare hands... then the pretty sharp shiny... then the spikes... and finish up with the brain/nose hooks?

We might have fava beans too... whatever the hell a fava bean is...

[formerzeppo]

Beautiful. *admiringly*

Transgressions just makes the most amazing art possible.

I'm ... not sure. We do have a Mexican in the pantry, maybe he'll suffice.

[undeadredhead]

Mmmm. It's a special place.

Close enough. Especially if we fill him up with the chianti first.