what the fuck?

[formerzeppo]

I just got buzzed by a giggly Greek god.

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[thewolf_inside]

*Snickers*

Sorry 'bout that.

[formerzeppo]

*laughs*

Figures.

Hey, I'm going to go kill soldiers in Trans. Are you too busy fucking Gabriel? Congrats on that, by the way. The getting engaged, I mean, not the fucking.

[thewolf_inside]

What can I say, when I buy stuff to put on the altar, I buy the -good- shit.

...I'm not going near there. They're dropping bombs.

[formerzeppo]

Heh. I didn't realize he liked that. But then I guess I'm the only one doing blood sacrifices nowadays. I might as well stick to that.

They were, but the bombs are gone. Besides, the soldiers all ran away into the woods.

[mercurialnature]

...oops?

[formerzeppo]

Heh. *is rather bedraggled, what with the big holes the soldiers blew in his chest, which are slow to heal*

I didn't know you accepted those kinds of sacrifices.

[mercurialnature]

I do, but really just about any sacrifice does that to me. *shrugs* It's how the whole thing works:
little-g-god + sacrifice = mellow, compliant god

Makes you more willing to listen to whoever gave the offering. ...also, I can't heal worth a hill of beans, but that looks a little owie, is there anyway I can help?

[formerzeppo]

And here I thought I was something special. *puts on a mock hurt look*

Mm, it'll get better in a bit. But thank you.