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Apr 14, 2011 00:36

[Filtered to John]

Hey, if you're not super 8usy with your friends or anything, I hope you'll read this!
Not that I expect you to, reeeeeeeeally, considering all the shit I put you through.
Actually, I think it'll 8e super weird if you even p8y attention to this.
I know you reached the god tiers 8ecause of my manipulative tricks 8ecause I saw how it'll all turn out when I was still 8ack in the veil so I wouldn't 8lame you if you're secretly mad at me. ::::/
(I would apologize 8ut I don't really know the specifics of what I really did?)
I'm sincerely hoping you'll read this anyway, even if it's just me 8eing a huge, selfish 8itch, 8luh 8luh.

I just want to say Happy 8irthday.
Wow, that was still really awkward to type considering we don't have 8irthdays in Alternia, 8ut whatever.
I understand it's a very important Earth custom.
You're........ um, 14 years old now, right????????
I hope I got that right.
Those numerous mess8ges from your Earth dad aside, I think you've 8een growing into the ideal, Earth "man".
You're a really awesome 8oy, John.
More awesome than I give you credit for.
I'm not going to gush a8out how much I like you or anything, 8ut I think you needed to know that or at least, I needed for you to know that.
You're honestly, one of the........
One of the very few people I can call "a friend", even if you don't necessarily think so.
I'm really glad I met you, to 8e honest.
Like, really glad.

Oh wow, this is getting really long!
I'm starting to sound like Karkat, augh.
So 8efore I end this extremely sappy essay, I have a gift for you.
You really like that Earth actor Nicolas Cage right????????
Good news for you, I have a couple of posters of him that I want you to have. ::::)
Specifically for Con Air, the City of Angels and the Weatherman.
They are super clean and not def8ced unlike your old ones.
Don't ask a8out how I got them, ok?
It's a sekret.
It is my Earth, human gift to you for your 8irthday!!!!!!!!

~ arachnidsGrip

joooooooohn, cerulean deer crossing, friends ouo, nic cage means she's serious

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