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Heeeeeeeey, you've reached the awesome Marquise Spinneret Mindfang! If you hear this message, I'm busy. Why wouldn't I be! I am kind of a big deal; I wouldn't be surprised if you ALWAYS hear this message. Soooooooo many irons in the fire, such a tangled web. All the metaphors. All of them.
Anyway, leave a message and I'll get back to you. Maybe. If I have time.