how to understand and use a norwegian

[forourlives]

This is probably only interesting to Hetalia geeks. Or people who want to make fun of me. Whichever.

Someone gave me a copy of 'How to understand and use a Norwegian: A user's manual and troubleshooter's guide.' for Christmas a few years ago. And we were discussing people who RP Norway, and I thought of it. And dug it up, reread, and laughed at

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[fursona]

Do you smell of fish.

[forourlives]

I don't even eat fish.

[fursona]

Yeah, I didn't even read most of this. It's very tl;dr.

[forourlives]

You're too lazy.

[sheepisaru]

Do you wear skis on your feet.

[forourlives]

Sometimes!

[sleeplessdragon]

...

/throws a pokeball at

[forourlives]

*dodges*

[sleeplessdragon]

D:

[forourlives]

I am free spirit.

[libraire]

I smell fish. Are you sneaking around in my house.

[forourlives]

Shhh. Don't look under your bed.

[libraire]

So that's where you're hiding...8|

[forourlives]

I move around. I like it above your shower.

[moontyger]

*promptly shares with other Norwegian friends* >.>

Also, I have to ask: are there really Norwegians named Hastur? *points to first footnote* >.>

[forourlives]

...how many do you know?

If there are, there are three or less. *just checked* >.>

[moontyger]

Uh, 3, I think? That I regularly talk to, at least. I've been informed it's all part of a plot to get me over there.

Heh, ok. It was just... man, if your name is Hastur, people must not call you by name much, xD

[forourlives]

...wow. THERE ARE MORE NORWEGIANS ON THE INTERNET THAN I THOUGHT.

Well. It'd be possible to name a kid that.