If you would listen to the captain he would like to bring to your attention some intersting features of the web-space you are currently passing over.

Hey there folks this is you captain speaking, if you look to your immediate left you will see RETRONETWORKS.COM. Thank you again for flying RETRONETWORKS.COM Non-Stop Service to Enjoyment.

It's Melissa's birthday. Everyone show the love.

Happy Halloween

I have none of these, and haven't had one for a while.

Sometimes I feel so cool when I'm driving in my car with the windows down and loud music playing. I feel a surge of fonzie-like energy wash over me, and I fantasize about the same thing I always do when I'm feeling so fly in my car. I wish that I could pull back hard on my steering column and pop a wheelie as I'm driving with my arm sticking out ( Read more... )

I can't stop watching Pimp My Ride!

I think there's blood in my mouth, that is a weird sensation ( Read more... )

She always calls at just the right moment with just the right news.

Congrats to Lehn! He just got the news that he'll be getting into UF next semester.

My shower soap seems to wither away into a shameful sliver of its former self so quickly. It seems as if only days after I replace the previous sad sliver of soap, I am just about ready to replace another. It's ridiculous. There are two explanations for this ( Read more... )