【HSJ-thon】 Bakaki (with various hints of pairings)
Title: Bakaki
Author:forte_tsuki 『雪ファン』
Pairing: hints of misc. pairings, try to find them?
Rating: pg-13... [i'm sure it'll stay that way]
Genre: Crack; small Romance
Prompt: #178. 5 times electricity went haywire because of Takaki --> HSJ-thon
A/N: Another HSJ-thon prompt. I like making Takaki a total idiot. Kekeke. [Have I been posting nothing but fics these days?]
Experimentation
The sun rose with a happy smile on its face. The birds were chirping their lovely melody. The squirrels loved their business, collecting acorns here and there. The JUMP members said "ohayou" with energy and joy. Nothing could be more perfect that this day... Until Takaki walked through the doors.
"GOOD MORNING MY PRECIOUS KITTIES! HOW'S THIS FINE WINTER DAY FOR YA?" Takaki greeted loudly.
"Takaki, we're humans. And this fine SUMMER day is killing us." Daiki said angrily.
"Now now let's not play gang-up-on-Takaki until breaktime." Takaki said motherly.
"That game is the only game we play." Chinen muttered to himself.
"Nani?" Takaki asked threateningly.
"Nooothiiing" Chinen replied innocently.
Takaki set his things down on the table and skipped over to Yamada who was paying full attention to his Nintendo DS, ignoring the fact that Takaki's mouth was an inch away from his neck.
"Yama-chaaan~" Takaki breathed quietly but seductively. Yamada just kept sitting there slashing the stylus across the pad, switching his attention between both screens.
"Yama-chan." Takaki said normally, a bit pissed off. Nothing from Yamada, although Takaki swore he heard some mutters coming from Yamada's mouth.
"YAMA-CHAN!" Takaki yelled. Yamada went flying off his seat, taking down the chair with him and rolling across the floor with the DS still in his hand. "GAME OVER" flashed on the screen. Yamada's face flushed bright red with his eyebrows tilting inward with smoke rushing out of his ears.
"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO FCKING DISTURB ME WHEN I AM PLAYING MY GAME? I WAS ABOUT TO SUPER SMASH BOWSER IN THE FACE AND RESCUE THE FCKING PRINCESS WITH MY AWESOME FIREBALL HANDS AND A SPARE MUSHROOM WHEN SOME IDIOT YELLED IN MY EAR! THAT COULDA BEEN WORTH 50-GAZILLION POINTS DUDE!" Yamada screamed.
"I just wanted to experiment..." Takaki pouted and twiddled his fingers cutely. Yamada couldn't take the adorable-ness and French-kissed Takaki for a moment. Takaki licked Yamada's sparkling saliva on his lower lip.
With one "teehee", Takaki hopped away and bounced into a chair next to Daiki who was bobbing his head to the beat of the music from his iPod. Daiki didn't notice the bouncing BEST member until ten seconds later.
"What do you want?" Daiki asked annoyed. Takaki didn't say anything, he just sat there and stared deep into Daiki's eyes. Daiki flicked his finger at Takaki's forehead. Damn that sounds pretty empty. Daiki thought.
Suddenly, Takaki patted Daiki's soft, fluffy head lightly saying, "Grow taller Yoda." Daiki's eyes widened and he grabbed Takaki's thick hair and pulled on it rougly.
"Ow ow ow ow ow!" Takaki yelped.
"What was calling me short for???" Daiki raged.
"Umm... I just wanted to experiment... Teehee!" Takaki smiled cutely and hopped away once again.
God even Ryutaro's hamster is smarter than twice Takaki's brain... if he has one. Daiki thought increasing the volume on his iPod.
Takaki hopped to his bag and dug for something. Out he pulled out a plain bottle of water Legend-of-Zelda like. [If you've never played Legend of Zelda, holding something Legend-of-Zelda-like is like, the object is floating on your hand and glowing with majestic music in the background.]
Ryutaro looked over his shoulder to spy on Takaki. Takaki was just holding the bottle of water in his hand... for the past five minutes. Ryutaro shook his head and went back to reading a Myojo magazine.
Takaki opened the bottle of water and took a sip from it. He sat down near the wall next to an outlet. He sat there staring, staring and smiling at an outlet with a bottle of water in his hand. Staring... smiling... until he finally poured all the water from the bottle onto the outlet.
Suddnely, yellow firey sparks bursted out of the outlet. Static sounds roared through the room. the lights dimmed up and down until the lights finally exploded and the lightbulbs broke. The air conditioner stopped and all the air fans came to a halt. The humid air rushed into the room quickly.
"TAKAKI! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? DO YOU KNOW WE'RE GOING TO BE SUFFOCATING IN THIS ROOM WITH NO COLD AIR FOR THE WHOLE DAY NOW?" Yabu screamed in Takaki's face. Takaki stood there blankly.
"I just wanted to experiment."
Mentos and Diet Coke
NOTE: If you don't know, but I'm pretty sure you do, Mentos + Diet Coke = SMALL FIZZY EXPLOSION
"MUST we gather at MY house AGAIN???" Keito complained when the horde of JUMP members took off their shoes at the entrace.
"As we've said for the millionth time, your house is big and air conditioned." Inoo explained.
Keito sighed as he called for his mother to bring some food into the living room. Everyone but Yuto, Chinen, Yamada, and Daiki came because they had to film Scrap Teacher.
Ryutaro glued his eyes to his DS but still walked to the couch to sit down, bumping into a few houseplants and tables here and there. Hikaru kept staring at Keito's cute, tiny eyes from the doorway. Inoo and Yabu were staring at Keito's supermodel mom in the kitchen.
"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO STARE AT MY MOM'S RACK?" Keito scolded slapping Yabu and Inoo on the back hard.
"N-never..." The two coughed... hard.
"YEAHH! AND YOU REMEMBER THAT! ... What?" Keito blanked out.
"OMFG YOU MARIO YOU SON OF A BITCH STOP DYING ON ME! DON'T YOU WANNA GO BANG SOME PRINCESS?" Ryutaro cursed at his game. Everyone turned their heads to look at Ryutaro. He just smiled weakly and sank into his seat, literally the seat was practically eating Ryutaro up.
Suddenly, Keito's supermodel mom walked into the room with a tray full of soda and chips. She set the tray down on the table with everybody staring at the high quality, brand name chips. However, Inoo and Yabu were staring at Ms. Okamoto's lovely face.
"No soda for me thank you." Takaki said politely. Takaki pulled a can of Diet Coke and Mentos out of his bag. "Ne Keito, I have some of this American soda. Care to try some?"
"Okay sure!" Keito happily opened the can of soda and took a sip. "Tastes weird... Never really liked diet drinks anyway."
Takaki saw that Keito was till holding the can of opened soda and he popped the roll of mentos in the can. Suddenly, soda went gushing out of the can and into Keito's face like a water gun. The soda flew everywhere, onto the other members, all over the couch, and unfortunately, into one of the main electricity generators which happened to be on the wall near the couch.
The power of the gushing soda faded a little bit. Keito's face was dripping wet from all the soda, the whole room was quiet for Keito to start rambling on about Takaki's stupidity. Takaki however, was boucning in his seat clapping his hands in the cold, er, warm darkness of the room.
"TAKAKI YOU BASTARD! YOU REALLY HAVE NO BRAIN YOU SON OF A BI-" Keito yelled. Before Keito could say anything else, Hikaru placed his fingers over Keito's lips and whispered something in his ear.
"Since you're all wet and sticky, let me help you get washed up in the shower hmm?" Hikaru whispered soothingly.
Keito took a gulp and nodded hesitantly. Keito zoomed up the stairs with Hikaru slapping his butt every few seconds.
"Whaddya know, your stupidity helped someone this time." Inoo said, stuffing his mouth full of chips.
"My what? My seed? AKIRAMENAI KIMI GA IREBA!" Takaki started singing loudly... which somehow became Jingle Bells. The rest of the room shook their heads in disappointment, even Keito's mom.
Wasabi
"I'M HARRY POOPER!" Hikaru screamed smearing some wasabi on his forehead.
"That's POTTER you dope!" Keito laughed.
"AND KEITO IS MY HERMIONE!" Hikaru screamed hugging Keito and knocking him to the floor.
It was a happy day at JUMP's usual private karaoke place. Sushi bentos were everywhere, they were singing random songs that popped into the karaoke machine, pretending to get drunk when it was just fruit punch.
"Ne ne! I want more wasabi!" Hikaru shouted, flicking wasabi at Yamada's head.
"It's okay if you want more wasabi, just don't flick it at my head!" Yamada said, taking a batch of wasabi from his leftover bento and flicking it back at Hikaru.
"Kids, kids, let's not have a wasabi fight." Yabu clapped his hands.
"WASABI FIGHT!" Daiki screamed, tossing wasabi at Chinen.
"That's what I said not to have dearies." Yabu said, "Miss, we'll have about 50 more batches of wasabi." Yabu said to the lady walking past their karaoke room. The woman just nodded unaware of the storm of flying green powder inside the room.
Soy sauce and wasabi dashed past each other. Everyone's hair was covered in green and brown. Clothes were stained with brown blotches. The walls were covered in brown gooey fluid. Hikaru was glued to the wall licking off the brown gooey fluid.
"SHYAHHH!" Ryutaro screamed flinging a batch of wasabi at Yabu.
"HYAHHH!" Inoo cried pouring soy sauce all over Yamada.
"Yummm..." Yuto said staring at the soy sauce covered Yamada, licking his lips ready to pounce on his prey.
"NO! BAD YUTO! MY YAMA-CHAN!" Takaki yelled, tossing soy sauce and wasabi at Yuto.
Yuto saw the mixture coming towards him and moved to the side quickly. The mixture missed Yuto and instead, went into the karaoke machine and TV. The screen flickered off and on and little white sparks could be seen spewing out of the machine.
All the flying foods stopped in midair and everyone looked at the smoking TV and machine, then at Takaki who was fully responsible for it. Takaki looked around the room nervously.
"Umm... It was Yuto's fault for dodging!" Takaki tried to say. Nobody took that reason and Takaki escaped out of the room.
"Let's never have food fights ever again..." Chinen said. "Especially near Yuuyan."
Akame
"Thank you so much for inviting us over!" Hikaru and Takaki bowed to their senpais Akanishi Jin and Kamenashi Kazuya.
"Our pleasure. We're always glad to help our little kouhais!" Kame said. Hikaru saw Jin and Kame holding hands awkwardly, but ignored it.
"So what would you like to know?" Jin asked, quickly hiding his hands behind his back.
"Well, we noticed that our fans liked fanservice. How do we do that?" Takaki asked.
"Fanservice eh?" Jin said, looking at Kame in a wierd, seductive way. Kame looked back in the same way. "Well then, by giving the lovely fans their daily dose of fanservice, just do what we do."
Kame laid on the sofa playboy style. Jin slid his hands up Kame's chest, sitting on his waistline, rocking back and forth. Kame pulled Jin's neck down, colliding his mouth with Kame's.
"Anooo... Akanishi-senpai?" Takaki asked worriedly.
The two ignored them. In fact, Hikaru and Takaki were pretty sure they forgot their kouhais were standing there staring at them.
"Kamenashi-kun?" Hikaru asked, waving his arms in the air quickly. Nothing from them.
"Wanna go get something to eat?" Takaki offered. Hikaru shrugged and they creeped into the kitchen to raid Bakanishi's fridge.
After 10 minutes eating nothing but cookies and milk, the two came back from the kitchen to see their so-called "respectful" senpais still going at is like two horny dogs on a hot summer day. No really only their boxers were left.
"Takaki go do something about this will ya? I don't want to see Kamenashi's balls!" Hikaru said through gritted teeth.
Takaki panicked and looked around the room. Without thinking, he busted open a metal box on the wall and took a nearby lamp and swung it at the wires in the metal box. The lights brightened to their maximum and then exploded with glass flying in different directions.
Kame and Jin got off each other and stood firmly on the ground. They looked around surprised and then switched their attention at Takaki.
"You said do something!" Takaki said to Hikaru as if it was Hikaru's fault.
"I didn't mean get us in trouble that we have to pay for Jin's replacement lightbulbs and the electricity bill." Hikaru scolded back. Takaki just stuck his tongue out at Hikaru.
Pikachu
"Otanjoubi-Omedetou!" All of JUMP said happily holding out presents for Chinen.
"Arigatou! I'm so happy everyone remembered my birthday!" Chinen said.
The latter was celebrating Chinen's birthday joyously, giving him presents, seeing his face light up, not seeing his face because all the presents were stacked too high on Chinen's arms that it towered higher than him, seeing Chinen topple over with the presents burying him. It was a happy day.
Chinen got alot of presents, most of which contained Ohno's face or buff chest. He got multiple of the same Ohno uchiwas which the givers claimed were "limited edition". Chinen also got a charm bracelet, a new work bag, and strawberry flavored toothpaste? This had to be from Yamada. Chinen thought.
"Hai! Douzo!" Takaki held out a fairly large present at Chinen.
"Uwahh! Arigatou!" Chinen opened the box furiously and pulled a plush Pikachu that was twice the size of his head. "SUGOI! KAWAII!"
"That's not all Chinen-chan, squeeze its left hand." Takaki said. Chinen did as he was told and Pikachu's red cheeks lit up brightly.
"SUGOOOIII!" Chinen said again.
"Hmph, show off." Yuto pouted.
"I got another surprise for you Chinen!" Takaki said.
"EHHH? HONTOU NI?" Chinen jumped up. Suddenly the lights went out and the whole house went black.
"NOOO! THE CAKE IS STILL IN THE OVEN! IT'S NOT DONE YET!" Chinen's mother screamed from the kitchen.
The only bright thing in the house was Pikachu's glowing cheeks.
"I'm thinking this was your doing Takaki." Chinen said pissed off.
"Yup! The lights won't come back on until one hour later! Now you can enjoy Pikachu's light for another hour!" Takaki said happily, probably thinking highly of himself.
"You know what Takaki?" Chinen said holding his glowing Pikachu bluntly.
"My seed? AKI-"
"SHUT UP! ... Your new name is Bakaki."
"Arigatou! AKIRAMENAI KIMI GA IREBA!"
おわり！
My sense of crack and humor has been failing me recently. I'M SORRY! I'll stop writing fanfics for about a month then. Not cause I don't want to, but I'll probably be busy with school and stuff like that. Expect posts on weekends.
Author:forte_tsuki 『雪ファン』
Pairing: hints of misc. pairings, try to find them?
Rating: pg-13... [i'm sure it'll stay that way]
Genre: Crack; small Romance
Prompt: #178. 5 times electricity went haywire because of Takaki --> HSJ-thon
A/N: Another HSJ-thon prompt. I like making Takaki a total idiot. Kekeke. [Have I been posting nothing but fics these days?]
Experimentation
The sun rose with a happy smile on its face. The birds were chirping their lovely melody. The squirrels loved their business, collecting acorns here and there. The JUMP members said "ohayou" with energy and joy. Nothing could be more perfect that this day... Until Takaki walked through the doors.
"GOOD MORNING MY PRECIOUS KITTIES! HOW'S THIS FINE WINTER DAY FOR YA?" Takaki greeted loudly.
"Takaki, we're humans. And this fine SUMMER day is killing us." Daiki said angrily.
"Now now let's not play gang-up-on-Takaki until breaktime." Takaki said motherly.
"That game is the only game we play." Chinen muttered to himself.
"Nani?" Takaki asked threateningly.
"Nooothiiing" Chinen replied innocently.
Takaki set his things down on the table and skipped over to Yamada who was paying full attention to his Nintendo DS, ignoring the fact that Takaki's mouth was an inch away from his neck.
"Yama-chaaan~" Takaki breathed quietly but seductively. Yamada just kept sitting there slashing the stylus across the pad, switching his attention between both screens.
"Yama-chan." Takaki said normally, a bit pissed off. Nothing from Yamada, although Takaki swore he heard some mutters coming from Yamada's mouth.
"YAMA-CHAN!" Takaki yelled. Yamada went flying off his seat, taking down the chair with him and rolling across the floor with the DS still in his hand. "GAME OVER" flashed on the screen. Yamada's face flushed bright red with his eyebrows tilting inward with smoke rushing out of his ears.
"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO FCKING DISTURB ME WHEN I AM PLAYING MY GAME? I WAS ABOUT TO SUPER SMASH BOWSER IN THE FACE AND RESCUE THE FCKING PRINCESS WITH MY AWESOME FIREBALL HANDS AND A SPARE MUSHROOM WHEN SOME IDIOT YELLED IN MY EAR! THAT COULDA BEEN WORTH 50-GAZILLION POINTS DUDE!" Yamada screamed.
"I just wanted to experiment..." Takaki pouted and twiddled his fingers cutely. Yamada couldn't take the adorable-ness and French-kissed Takaki for a moment. Takaki licked Yamada's sparkling saliva on his lower lip.
With one "teehee", Takaki hopped away and bounced into a chair next to Daiki who was bobbing his head to the beat of the music from his iPod. Daiki didn't notice the bouncing BEST member until ten seconds later.
"What do you want?" Daiki asked annoyed. Takaki didn't say anything, he just sat there and stared deep into Daiki's eyes. Daiki flicked his finger at Takaki's forehead. Damn that sounds pretty empty. Daiki thought.
Suddenly, Takaki patted Daiki's soft, fluffy head lightly saying, "Grow taller Yoda." Daiki's eyes widened and he grabbed Takaki's thick hair and pulled on it rougly.
"Ow ow ow ow ow!" Takaki yelped.
"What was calling me short for???" Daiki raged.
"Umm... I just wanted to experiment... Teehee!" Takaki smiled cutely and hopped away once again.
God even Ryutaro's hamster is smarter than twice Takaki's brain... if he has one. Daiki thought increasing the volume on his iPod.
Takaki hopped to his bag and dug for something. Out he pulled out a plain bottle of water Legend-of-Zelda like. [If you've never played Legend of Zelda, holding something Legend-of-Zelda-like is like, the object is floating on your hand and glowing with majestic music in the background.]
Ryutaro looked over his shoulder to spy on Takaki. Takaki was just holding the bottle of water in his hand... for the past five minutes. Ryutaro shook his head and went back to reading a Myojo magazine.
Takaki opened the bottle of water and took a sip from it. He sat down near the wall next to an outlet. He sat there staring, staring and smiling at an outlet with a bottle of water in his hand. Staring... smiling... until he finally poured all the water from the bottle onto the outlet.
Suddnely, yellow firey sparks bursted out of the outlet. Static sounds roared through the room. the lights dimmed up and down until the lights finally exploded and the lightbulbs broke. The air conditioner stopped and all the air fans came to a halt. The humid air rushed into the room quickly.
"TAKAKI! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? DO YOU KNOW WE'RE GOING TO BE SUFFOCATING IN THIS ROOM WITH NO COLD AIR FOR THE WHOLE DAY NOW?" Yabu screamed in Takaki's face. Takaki stood there blankly.
"I just wanted to experiment."
Mentos and Diet Coke
NOTE: If you don't know, but I'm pretty sure you do, Mentos + Diet Coke = SMALL FIZZY EXPLOSION
"MUST we gather at MY house AGAIN???" Keito complained when the horde of JUMP members took off their shoes at the entrace.
"As we've said for the millionth time, your house is big and air conditioned." Inoo explained.
Keito sighed as he called for his mother to bring some food into the living room. Everyone but Yuto, Chinen, Yamada, and Daiki came because they had to film Scrap Teacher.
Ryutaro glued his eyes to his DS but still walked to the couch to sit down, bumping into a few houseplants and tables here and there. Hikaru kept staring at Keito's cute, tiny eyes from the doorway. Inoo and Yabu were staring at Keito's supermodel mom in the kitchen.
"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO STARE AT MY MOM'S RACK?" Keito scolded slapping Yabu and Inoo on the back hard.
"N-never..." The two coughed... hard.
"YEAHH! AND YOU REMEMBER THAT! ... What?" Keito blanked out.
"OMFG YOU MARIO YOU SON OF A BITCH STOP DYING ON ME! DON'T YOU WANNA GO BANG SOME PRINCESS?" Ryutaro cursed at his game. Everyone turned their heads to look at Ryutaro. He just smiled weakly and sank into his seat, literally the seat was practically eating Ryutaro up.
Suddenly, Keito's supermodel mom walked into the room with a tray full of soda and chips. She set the tray down on the table with everybody staring at the high quality, brand name chips. However, Inoo and Yabu were staring at Ms. Okamoto's lovely face.
"No soda for me thank you." Takaki said politely. Takaki pulled a can of Diet Coke and Mentos out of his bag. "Ne Keito, I have some of this American soda. Care to try some?"
"Okay sure!" Keito happily opened the can of soda and took a sip. "Tastes weird... Never really liked diet drinks anyway."
Takaki saw that Keito was till holding the can of opened soda and he popped the roll of mentos in the can. Suddenly, soda went gushing out of the can and into Keito's face like a water gun. The soda flew everywhere, onto the other members, all over the couch, and unfortunately, into one of the main electricity generators which happened to be on the wall near the couch.
The power of the gushing soda faded a little bit. Keito's face was dripping wet from all the soda, the whole room was quiet for Keito to start rambling on about Takaki's stupidity. Takaki however, was boucning in his seat clapping his hands in the cold, er, warm darkness of the room.
"TAKAKI YOU BASTARD! YOU REALLY HAVE NO BRAIN YOU SON OF A BI-" Keito yelled. Before Keito could say anything else, Hikaru placed his fingers over Keito's lips and whispered something in his ear.
"Since you're all wet and sticky, let me help you get washed up in the shower hmm?" Hikaru whispered soothingly.
Keito took a gulp and nodded hesitantly. Keito zoomed up the stairs with Hikaru slapping his butt every few seconds.
"Whaddya know, your stupidity helped someone this time." Inoo said, stuffing his mouth full of chips.
"My what? My seed? AKIRAMENAI KIMI GA IREBA!" Takaki started singing loudly... which somehow became Jingle Bells. The rest of the room shook their heads in disappointment, even Keito's mom.
Wasabi
"I'M HARRY POOPER!" Hikaru screamed smearing some wasabi on his forehead.
"That's POTTER you dope!" Keito laughed.
"AND KEITO IS MY HERMIONE!" Hikaru screamed hugging Keito and knocking him to the floor.
It was a happy day at JUMP's usual private karaoke place. Sushi bentos were everywhere, they were singing random songs that popped into the karaoke machine, pretending to get drunk when it was just fruit punch.
"Ne ne! I want more wasabi!" Hikaru shouted, flicking wasabi at Yamada's head.
"It's okay if you want more wasabi, just don't flick it at my head!" Yamada said, taking a batch of wasabi from his leftover bento and flicking it back at Hikaru.
"Kids, kids, let's not have a wasabi fight." Yabu clapped his hands.
"WASABI FIGHT!" Daiki screamed, tossing wasabi at Chinen.
"That's what I said not to have dearies." Yabu said, "Miss, we'll have about 50 more batches of wasabi." Yabu said to the lady walking past their karaoke room. The woman just nodded unaware of the storm of flying green powder inside the room.
Soy sauce and wasabi dashed past each other. Everyone's hair was covered in green and brown. Clothes were stained with brown blotches. The walls were covered in brown gooey fluid. Hikaru was glued to the wall licking off the brown gooey fluid.
"SHYAHHH!" Ryutaro screamed flinging a batch of wasabi at Yabu.
"HYAHHH!" Inoo cried pouring soy sauce all over Yamada.
"Yummm..." Yuto said staring at the soy sauce covered Yamada, licking his lips ready to pounce on his prey.
"NO! BAD YUTO! MY YAMA-CHAN!" Takaki yelled, tossing soy sauce and wasabi at Yuto.
Yuto saw the mixture coming towards him and moved to the side quickly. The mixture missed Yuto and instead, went into the karaoke machine and TV. The screen flickered off and on and little white sparks could be seen spewing out of the machine.
All the flying foods stopped in midair and everyone looked at the smoking TV and machine, then at Takaki who was fully responsible for it. Takaki looked around the room nervously.
"Umm... It was Yuto's fault for dodging!" Takaki tried to say. Nobody took that reason and Takaki escaped out of the room.
"Let's never have food fights ever again..." Chinen said. "Especially near Yuuyan."
Akame
"Thank you so much for inviting us over!" Hikaru and Takaki bowed to their senpais Akanishi Jin and Kamenashi Kazuya.
"Our pleasure. We're always glad to help our little kouhais!" Kame said. Hikaru saw Jin and Kame holding hands awkwardly, but ignored it.
"So what would you like to know?" Jin asked, quickly hiding his hands behind his back.
"Well, we noticed that our fans liked fanservice. How do we do that?" Takaki asked.
"Fanservice eh?" Jin said, looking at Kame in a wierd, seductive way. Kame looked back in the same way. "Well then, by giving the lovely fans their daily dose of fanservice, just do what we do."
Kame laid on the sofa playboy style. Jin slid his hands up Kame's chest, sitting on his waistline, rocking back and forth. Kame pulled Jin's neck down, colliding his mouth with Kame's.
"Anooo... Akanishi-senpai?" Takaki asked worriedly.
The two ignored them. In fact, Hikaru and Takaki were pretty sure they forgot their kouhais were standing there staring at them.
"Kamenashi-kun?" Hikaru asked, waving his arms in the air quickly. Nothing from them.
"Wanna go get something to eat?" Takaki offered. Hikaru shrugged and they creeped into the kitchen to raid Bakanishi's fridge.
After 10 minutes eating nothing but cookies and milk, the two came back from the kitchen to see their so-called "respectful" senpais still going at is like two horny dogs on a hot summer day. No really only their boxers were left.
"Takaki go do something about this will ya? I don't want to see Kamenashi's balls!" Hikaru said through gritted teeth.
Takaki panicked and looked around the room. Without thinking, he busted open a metal box on the wall and took a nearby lamp and swung it at the wires in the metal box. The lights brightened to their maximum and then exploded with glass flying in different directions.
Kame and Jin got off each other and stood firmly on the ground. They looked around surprised and then switched their attention at Takaki.
"You said do something!" Takaki said to Hikaru as if it was Hikaru's fault.
"I didn't mean get us in trouble that we have to pay for Jin's replacement lightbulbs and the electricity bill." Hikaru scolded back. Takaki just stuck his tongue out at Hikaru.
Pikachu
"Otanjoubi-Omedetou!" All of JUMP said happily holding out presents for Chinen.
"Arigatou! I'm so happy everyone remembered my birthday!" Chinen said.
The latter was celebrating Chinen's birthday joyously, giving him presents, seeing his face light up, not seeing his face because all the presents were stacked too high on Chinen's arms that it towered higher than him, seeing Chinen topple over with the presents burying him. It was a happy day.
Chinen got alot of presents, most of which contained Ohno's face or buff chest. He got multiple of the same Ohno uchiwas which the givers claimed were "limited edition". Chinen also got a charm bracelet, a new work bag, and strawberry flavored toothpaste? This had to be from Yamada. Chinen thought.
"Hai! Douzo!" Takaki held out a fairly large present at Chinen.
"Uwahh! Arigatou!" Chinen opened the box furiously and pulled a plush Pikachu that was twice the size of his head. "SUGOI! KAWAII!"
"That's not all Chinen-chan, squeeze its left hand." Takaki said. Chinen did as he was told and Pikachu's red cheeks lit up brightly.
"SUGOOOIII!" Chinen said again.
"Hmph, show off." Yuto pouted.
"I got another surprise for you Chinen!" Takaki said.
"EHHH? HONTOU NI?" Chinen jumped up. Suddenly the lights went out and the whole house went black.
"NOOO! THE CAKE IS STILL IN THE OVEN! IT'S NOT DONE YET!" Chinen's mother screamed from the kitchen.
The only bright thing in the house was Pikachu's glowing cheeks.
"I'm thinking this was your doing Takaki." Chinen said pissed off.
"Yup! The lights won't come back on until one hour later! Now you can enjoy Pikachu's light for another hour!" Takaki said happily, probably thinking highly of himself.
"You know what Takaki?" Chinen said holding his glowing Pikachu bluntly.
"My seed? AKI-"
"SHUT UP! ... Your new name is Bakaki."
"Arigatou! AKIRAMENAI KIMI GA IREBA!"
おわり！
My sense of crack and humor has been failing me recently. I'M SORRY! I'll stop writing fanfics for about a month then. Not cause I don't want to, but I'll probably be busy with school and stuff like that. Expect posts on weekends.