When not knowing English is a good thing. 【HikaKeito】

Aug 26, 2008 01:58

Title: When not knowing English is a good thing.
Author: forte_tsuki         『雪ファン』
Pairing: Keito && Hikaru {HikaKeito}
Rating: pg-13... i hope.
Genre: Romance/Fluff
Summary: JUMP fails at English and Hikaru sees something that sends him flailing.
A/N: I miss HikaKeito... More importantly, I miss writing fanfics. Also, everything that is said in English will be in blue. MY HAND HURTS! ≧o≦

スタート!

“GAHH! I DON’T FREAKING GET THIS!” Yuto screamed and scratched his head ferociously. He threw his pencil across the living room and hit Daiki in the noggin.

“Oww! You shouldn’t toss things around Keito’s house!” Daiki scolded.

As Daiki said, they were in Keito’s huge, majestic house. All the furniture were top quality and everything looked expensive and fancy. And apparently, all of JUMP needed help on their English homework and were failing... HORRIBLY.

“What the hell is a freaking ball???" Hikaru screamed, trying to look through his textbook.

"Hikaru you don't have x-ray vision and a ball is one of those things that bounces up and down." Keito explained sarcastically, bonking Hikaru in the forehead.

"OHH... What?" Hikaru said empty-headedly.

"God even Chinen knew that." Daiki muttered under his breath.

"Care to say that again O-Chibi-san?" Hikaru's threatened.

"Nothing..." Daiki closed his mouth and looked away.

Suddenly, a cellphone rang.

"Moshi moshi?" Yuto answered. "Oh right! ... Okay ... Ja ne! *click* Sorry guys, it's time to tap dance again."

"Ja ne!" The others waved goodbye as Yuto walked out the arched doorway as another phone rang.

"Hai! Chinen desu! ... Eh? Right now? ... I'm a bit busy ... Pfft fine. *click* Gomen ne, my dad wants to train my acrobatics again." And once again, a JUMP member walked out the door with the rest waving bye.

"Ah! My hamster has a vet appointment today! I almost forgot! Bye!" Ryutaro perked up and stuffed all his belongings into his bag and rushed out the door without saying goodbye.

Soon, Yamada and Daiki left the house due to their parents wanting them to review their lines for "Scrap Teacher".

The only people who were left were Keito, Hikaru, Takaki, Yabu, and Inoo.

Keito was helping Inoo do his late English homework in which he was too lazy to do. Takaki was looking at a book that had "English Slang 101" on the cover... which was probably not good to read if you ever say one of those phrases in America. Hikaru and Yabu were reading a short story in their textbooks while crashing and burning into a firey hell on every word.

"Shove it up your ass b**ch." Takaki read.

"WHOOOAAA! Let's keep this study session suitable for minors kay?" Keito warned.

"But but... but... this is funn!" Takaki whined.

"Just... say it to yourself. And please don't try saying that to anyone else. ESPECIALLY foreigners."

"Plus you'll get your ass kicked by those gangsters in Southern California." Hikaru pointed out. <-- That's actually true...

"God the summer heat is killing me. I'm gonna go change real quick." Keito excused himself from the living room and up the marble stairs lined with oak wood rails with bright silver metal. <-- Gawd that would look gorgeous.

As soon as Keito shut the door to his room, everyone gathered around Hikaru in a circle.

"... Why are you guys staring at me..." Hikaru asked, creeped out.

"How far have you two gone now?" Yabu asked.

"Have you seen him naked yet?" Inoo asked.

"Do you know his astrological sign?" Takaki asked.

"DUDE DUDE DUDE! YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE GOSSIPING GIRLS!" Hikaru pulled the interrogation to a halt.

"C'mon, you've liked English boy ever since we debuted and you STILL haven't gotten that close to him." Yabu complained.

"And for all we know, only BEST knows about you and Keito!" Takaki added.

Hikaru looked down in shame, a bit dissapointed. His heart ached at the fact that Keito didn't even know his true feelings. What if I'll never get close to him? What if he'll find a girl better than me? What if I'll just stay a friend forever? Hikaru thought. His eyes started to water until Inoo broke the chain of depressing thoughts.

"Well?" Inoo asked while lifting up one eyebrow.

"Well what?" Hikaru asked dumbfounded.

"DID YOU SEE HIS BARE CHEST OR NOT?" Inoo asked loudly.

"NOT YET!" Hikaru replied a bit irritated.

"Speaking of Keito, get him down here will ya? I need help reading some text in this book." Inoo shoo-ed Hikaru away.

Hikaru walked up the stairs quietly and approached Keito's bedroom door. He turned the knob and entered without knocking.

"Hey Keito, Inoo-chan needs help rea-" Hikaru stopped. He stood at the doorway with his jaw dropped and saliva hanging on his lower lip.

There stood Keito, holding a tank top ready to put on, topless. His amazing six-pack bare and naked. Defined. The perfect chest for the perfect man. Biceps buldging with strength. Toned skin. The body any guy would want to impress the ladies.

Keito just looked at Hikaru curiously.

"What's up Hikaru? Does Inoo need help again? God he can never understand the grammar can't he." Keito smiled and slipped on his tank top beautifully.

Hikaru just stared at the beauty before him and nodded.

"I'll be down in a sec, tell Inoo-chan to wait for me kay?" Keito asked and once again, Hikaru nodded like a zombie.

Hikaru closed the door and leaned his back against the wall.

"God that chest... those biceps... that cute smile... such... perfection..." Hikaru said to himself.

He raced downstairs and stuffed all his things into his bag, then rushed to the door.

"Hey where are you going?" Yabu called.

"Ihavetogethomeearlytodaybye!" Hikaru responded quickly as he dashed out the door, nearly crashing into the stone water fountain and rose bush in Keito's front lawn.

Hikaru ran along the empty streets with a giant smile on his face screaming, "HE'S SO HOT! HE'S SO HOT! HE'S SO HOT!"

He crashed through the front door of his house without saying "Tadaima", flailing all over the house like a rabid fangirl on coffee beans.

"Hey watch where you're going!" Hikaru's older sister said as Hikaru nearly stepped on her toe.

Hikaru skipped to his bedroom and collided face-first into his pillows while kicking and screaming, "THOSE ABS THOSE BICEPS THAT SMILE!"

For the rest of the day, he sat in the bathtub full of rose-scented bubbles, daydreaming about the perfect date. They would be at an amusement park, hand linked, eating cotton candy from the same stick. Hikaru would rest his head on Keito's shoulder often. They'd talk endlessly about how they loved each other.

As soon as the heat from the hot water was about to kill him, Hikaru dried off and checked his cellphone, laying on the bed comfortably.

"OMG A MESSAGE FROM KEITO! ALASJLSKDJFALSDFJASDFJALSDAJLSDFKADJKALD" Again, Hikaru started flailing again, throwing his pillows around and rolling on the floor before he actually checked the message.

"Hi Hika-chan! Yabu told me you had an emergency so you left early. I wish you stayed longer though. Anyway, the rest of the guys are pretty much okay with their English if they study. I still need to work with you if that's okay." Read the message.

"Omfg a one-on-one with Keito... NO WAY IN HELL AM I MISSING THIS!" Hikaru muttered to himself.

"Okay! It's a date! ^^" Hikaru texted back. A smiled forced itself onto Hikaru's face. Butterflies swirled in his stomach when he imagined the weirdest things those two would do.

Suddenly, Hikaru's phone rang. It was Takaki.

"What's up Yuya?"

"What was the emergency that you had to rush out so quickly?"

"Oh there was no emergency."

"THEN WHAT THE HELL???"

"I saw Keito topless in his room! How could I show my face to him after that?"

"Which proves my point that you flail everytime you see Keito in a good position."

"I can't help it if I flail like a fangirl!"

"Girl?"

"SHUT UP!"

"YOU SAW KEITO NAKED?" Inoo could be heard on Yuya's side of the conversation.

"Inoo?" Hikaru called.

"Here let me give the phone to Inoo now." Yuya said. Ruffling noises were heard. Hikaru heard Inoo say, "YUYA YOU MORON STOP THROWING PEANUTS DOWN MY SHIRT! DAIKI WHY ARE YOU FREAKING PUTTING STICKERS ON MY ASS?"

"Inoo here! So you finally saw nude Keito?"

"Yup. It was the most exhilirating thing I ever saw."

"Lol, you're not the only one."

"Did you just say Lol?"

"No."

"Wait you saw Keito naked before???"

"Oh c'mon everyone has... except for you. But that's solved isn't it?"

"HOW DID YOU GUYS SEE HIM NAKED BEFORE ME?"

"YOU WERE ALWAYS DAYDREAMING WHILE HE WAS CHANGING!"

"..."

"Anyway, confess to him soon dude. I heard from some 7 members that a girl at his school will confess to him soon. So even if you're scared, you gotta snatch him up before that girl does."

"Okay... I will be nervous but I think I'll be okay."

"Good. Gotta go now. I'll call you tomorrow. Sweet dreams dude. And don't get a dirty dream about Keito like you do every night."

Inoo hung up and Hikaru threw his cellphone at the pillow. "I do NOT get dirty dreams about Keito every night... not on Sundays at least." He said to himself.

The next day...

Hikaru arrived at Keito's doorstep with his bag full of English studying materials and a soda and a bag of chips, Keito's favorite brand. He pressed the doorbell.

"Great timing Hikka! Come on in!" Keito gestured Hikaru in.

Omg why did you have to wear those sexy shorts and that tight tank top? GOD your abs are amazing. Hikaru though while he eyed Keito from the corner of his eye.

"I brought chips and soda! Your favorite brand!" Hikaru sat on the couch and pulled the food out.

"Aww thanks! You know me too well." Keito smiled and gave Hikaru a little hug.

Uwahh! His hugs are so warm even when they're small!

"Hey Hikaru..." Keito spoke up.

"Hmm?"

"Before we start, can I ask you something a bit personal?" Keito's face started to turn pink.

"Yeah anything!" Hikaru's heart pounded fast. He's never talked to Hikaru so seriously before.

"How would you confess to someone you really like, but you don't think they like you the same way?"

"Umm... I guess you would confess with a little explanation?"

"Ahh... kay." Keito sighed and started preparing the table, organizing the textbooks and worksheets.

"Why?" Hikaru asked.

Keito stopped rearranging the study supplies and sat there, staring at Hikaru with soft eyes.

Hikaru stared back, a little nervous, gulping down his nervousness.

Suddenly, Keito leaned quickly into Hikaru, pressing his thin lips into Hikaru's, climbing onto his chest.. Hikaru's eyes widened with surprise but closed in comfort as he leaned back with Keito directly on top of him. Keito grabbed Hikaru's hair and chest. Hikaru put both his hands around Keito's neck.

Keito forced his tougnue into Hikaru's mouth and guided their tougnues around each other. Their heads became light, their hearts pounded at record speed, and their tougnues danced around smoothly.

Their lips parted and Keito sat back down, licking his lips seductively, giving Hikaru his sly smile.

Hikaru just sat their stupidly, gasping for air.

"Wow... WHAT WAS THAT?" Hikaru asked loudly.

"You didn't like it? I swore I did everything right." Keito looked down and played with his fingers.

"No no! I mean, why did you kiss me?" Hikaru asked shyly.

"Isn't it obvious?"

"... ?"

"God your stupidity is adorable. I like you, stupid."

"o_o"

"Haha, you really are too cute."

"Ano..."

"Hmm?"

"I like you too... If that's okay..."

Keito smiled and pulled Hikaru into another deep kiss.

"That's more than okay."

They sat on the couch staring at each other. Just looking at each other sent their hearts flying above the clouds.

"Very nice performance Keito." A voice was heard. Yamada walked from the next room, clapping his hands.

"What the hell??? Your stupidity almost ruined this dammit!" Ryutaro walked out.

"C'mon that was still good. At least we got it on tape!" Yuto strolled out along with Chinen holding a camcorder steadily.

"Haha, I forgot to tell you, the other 7 members knew all about me liking you."

"Seriously? BEST knew all about me liking you!"

The room went silent before Chinen spoke up.

"Sorry but I also zoomed in on the kiss scenes. We definitely don't want to miss that!"

"What do you mean by we..." Hikaru worried.

"Everyone in JUMP of course!" Yuto said as-a-matter-of-factly.

Hikaru gave a scary glare at the other 7 members and they ran out of the house before Hikaru's eyes murdered them.

"So is it safe to call ourselves boyfriends?" Hikaru asked shyly with a red face.

"Of course it is." Keito smiled and kissed Hikaru on the forehead.

Omake!

"Look at that kiss! What an amazing kiss!" Chinen pointed at the TV screen of Keito and Hikaru kissing.

"He learned from the the best! ME!" Takaki pointed out.

"Oh stop bragging Takaki." Yamada said.

"C'mon Yama-chan, you know you love them." Takaki said as if speaking highly of himself.

"Oh god don't talk about what you two do in bed when we're all together!" Daiki complained.

おわり!

I'm sorry I couldn't put enough humor into this one. I was tired, sleepy, and bruises all over your arms and hands from colorguard don't help either. I did my best so if you enjoyed it, I'm happy! Please comment if you read it and let HikaKeito live forevahh! [I like having Keito as seme and Hikaru as uke for once. ^^]

otp: hikato, hsj: okamoto keito, hey!say!jump, hsj: yaotome hikaru, fanfic

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