Christmas Cheer and B00Z3!

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Oh how I've missed Raleigh, the spendor, the urbane wit, the b00z3, the acceptance of minorities, hobos to throw cookies at. Ahhh, tis the life fantastico.

Going caroling tonight with the two-faced One Voice crowd, yipee! I feel like a British schoolboy with a cup full of sherbet.


if i were a month...January
if i were a day of the week... Wednesday
if i were a time of day... 3am
if i were a planet...Saturn
if i were an animal... Liger…bwaha
if i were a direction... West
if i were a piece of furniture... Coat Rack
if i were a liquid...Oil
if i were a tree... Dogwood
if i were a bird...Puffin
if i were a tool...Rubber Mallet
if i were a flower...Camilla
if i were a kind of weather...Sunny with rain
if i were a mythical creature... Leprechaun
if i were a musical instrument...Keyboard
if i were a colour...Charcoal
if i were an emotion...Calm
if i were a vegetable...Parsnip
if i were a sound...Car alarm
if i were an element...Light
if i were a car...Beetle
if i were a song... “Changes” by David Bowie
if i were a movie... Club Dredd
if i were a book... Fight Club
if i were a food... Cheesecake, cold, dipped in chocolate with ALMONDS!
if i were a place...Kyoto, Nippon
if i were a material... Burlap
if i were a taste... Mint Chocolate
if i were a scent... Amber
if i were a word.....or words...OMIGAWD!
if i were an object...Snow Cone Machine
if i were a body part... Torso
if i were a facial expression....Half-smile
if i were a subject in school... Religious Studies
if i were a cartoon character...Stewie from Family Guy
if i were a shape....Dodecagon
if i were a number... 7
if i were an article of clothing... Choker
if i were a weapon... steel baton
if i were an alcoholic drink...Easy Jesus