Ugh...INsomnia
01. Fallen for your best friend? Yes
02. Made out with JUST a friend? Nope…perfect stranger maybe, but no amiga
03. Been rejected? yerp
04. Been in love? I suppose
05. Been in lust? Definitely
06. Used someone? YES
07. Been used? Possibly
08. Cheated on someone? Notta
09. Been cheated on? No clue
10. Been kissed? Si, Senor
11. Done something you regret? Uh-huh
12. You touched? Noah, damn remote stealin’ bastard
13. You talked to? Martha
14. You hugged? A small child
15. You instant messaged? Tyler
16. Kissed? Prolly Danielle…or Heather, or some other chick-friend
17. You had sex with? Nobody, perhaps your…MOTHER!
18. You yelled at? Papa
19. You laughed with? Joshua
20. You had a crush on? Ummm…a continual one, or the last one…she wouldn’t appreciate finding out over the net
21. That broke your heart? I dunno, I’m far too callus
22. Color your hair? YAP
23. Have tattoos? No essai
24. Piercings? I wish…but sadly, no
25. Floss daily? …WTF
26. Own a webcam? Sure…why?
27. Ever get off the dang computer? When I am hongrey
(now where are 28-39 questions)
General Questions:
40. Considered a life of crime? Yersh, as an exhibitionist…as soon as I become sexy…er, sexier
41. Considered being a hooker? No, an escort perhaps, but not a cheapo 2-cent whore
42. Considered being a pimp? I can’t wear rings…bad fo’ mai fingas
44. Split personalities? Yeah…
45. Schizophrenic? We say NO!
46. Obsessive? No doubting that
47. Obsessive compulsive? MINTS! GIMME MAI PRECIOUS CHITTLINS!
48. Panic? Panic…like just random panic?
49. Anxiety? Not after I started smuggling valium
50. Depressed? So many times, with no strong foundation
51. Suicidal? Yeah…
52. Obsessed with Hate? My hate, your hate, the world’s hate? Nah
53. Dream of mutilated bodies? Ummm…yerp, just a tad too much
54. Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? Yes
55. If you could be anywhere, where would you be? Jamaica
56. What would you be doing? Trying to get rich off of tourism
58. What are you listening to? The ventilation system
59. Can you do anything freakish with your body? I’m very flexible in the legs, but not in the arms *sob*
60. Chicken or fish? fish
61. Do you have a favorite stuffed animal? I have…BOO-BAH
Currently:
62. Current Clothes: cross choker, some kinda jeans, red pin-striped shirt with a black Nintendo tee over it, some form of undergarment
63. Current Mood: insomnia
64. Current Taste: sake
65. Current Hair: short
66. Current Annoyance: YOU!
67. Current Smell: clean laundary
68. Current thing I ought to be doing: cleaning or sleeping
69. Current Desktop Picture: a blue niagara
70. Current Favorite Group: Clamp
71. Current Book: MSND..the net version
72. Current DVD In Player: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
73. Current Refreshment: saliva…mine or someone else’s? *ponder*
74. Current Worry: having to ride 11 hours to Georgia
75. Current Favorite Celebrity: The Snapple Lady
Favorites:
76. Food: Tekkamaki
77. Drink: Ginger Ale
78. Color: Charcoal
79. Shoes: steel toed boots
80. Candy: sweetarts
81. Animal: raccoon
82. Movie: Dodgeball
83. Dance: The Ashlee Simpson Panic Jig
84. Vegetable: Zucchini
Future:
85. What do you want to be when you get older?: President of Cuba
86. Married?: yah
87. Kids?: durr
88. Living Where?: Whereva
This or That:
89. Gay or straight: Straighty
90. Boxers or Briefs: boxer briefs
91. Reading or Writing: Writing
92. Basketball or Baseball: baseball…I’m not dark-skinned enough
93. Walking or Running: Walking
94. Left or Right: left
95. TV Shows or Movies: Movies
96. Britney or Christina: Christina
97. Rap or Rock: Rock
98. Day or Night: Night
99. Telemarketers or long surveys? Long surveys
100. Flirt or not? How about just being crass and blunt? Huh, is that a choice for your fancy-smansy survey!