29 November 1981
Old news now. Really old news now, but I'm only letting myself even really think about it now.
CORLISS HAD A FUCKING BABY. The last girl, okay only girl, I slept with HAD A BABY. WITH THE BLOKE SHE CHEATED ON ME WITH. WHAT THE HELL? I can't think about it enough. Okay, I really can, because it makes me sick to even think about it. Everyone else has done enough talking about it, so I'm only letting myself say something here, but woah.
I'm just tired of hearing about it. I hope she doesn't bring it or Hooper to the shoppe. If that happens, I'm ducking out, Dad can live with it.
Okay, I think I'm done.
Ladies and gents, I hate to disappoint you, but a miracle has happened. Dad and Mum are only forcing me to work weekends over hols. Apparently, since it's NEWT year, they want me to focus on studying.
Yeah right! I mean, studying's great and has it's place, but it's hols. More play and less work for Florean Fortescue IV.
So mates, any of you lot have an idea on these dress robes for the Ministry Ball? I wore my dad's in the past, but sort of got them ruined. Any ideas?
You three ARE going right?