We've obviously gone completely insane
hayley says: (3:28:51 AM)
my shoulders are wider than my hips, im going to be that big fat lady with saggy boobs and square ass that wears really big shirts and the stretch pants and hollars at her man who she is about 10 times the size of
hayley says: (3:29:09 AM)
and im going to get one of those really tight perms
Ness says: (3:29:34 AM)
I'm going to insist on dying my hair red until I"m 80 and wind up with a pink scalp
hayley says: (3:29:42 AM)
haha
Ness says: (3:29:57 AM)
But insist that I never went gray or that my hair thinned
hayley says: (3:30:06 AM)
we rock
Ness says: (3:30:31 AM)
I'm also going to shrink to about 4'5" and wear ovesized men's shoes
hayley says: (3:31:12 AM)
im going to drive a buick
hayley says: (3:31:21 AM)
with one of the taillights banged out
Ness says: (3:31:22 AM)
I want an oldsmobile
Ness says: (3:31:38 AM)
land yacht baby!!
hayley says: (3:31:42 AM)
yes!
hayley says: (3:31:50 AM)
lets see what else will i do
Ness says: (3:32:00 AM)
I'll take my 13 cats everywhere with me
hayley says: (3:32:03 AM)
oh yeah, embarass my children for sport
Ness says: (3:32:13 AM)
And they will all have names like cuddles and hubert
hayley says: (3:32:24 AM)
no way i already have dibs on "cat lady"
hayley says: (3:32:30 AM)
cuddles hahaha
Ness says: (3:32:34 AM)
Embarassing your kids for sport is required
hayley says: (3:33:07 AM)
im going to take classes at whatever community college i happen to live near and humiliate myself on a regular basis
Ness says: (3:33:10 AM)
I'll get one of those baby slings and carry my favorite cat "mittens" around on my chest
hayley says: (3:33:16 AM)
hahahahaa
hayley says: (3:33:30 AM)
im going to sew my own clothing
Ness says: (3:33:35 AM)
My grandchildren will call us MasterBlaster
hayley says: (3:33:42 AM)
haha
hayley says: (3:33:54 AM)
kids are going to be afraid to trick or treat at my house
Ness says: (3:34:32 AM)
And I will say to "mittens": Who runs Barter Town? That's right mittens...you and mama run Barter Town
hayley says: (3:34:44 AM)
haha
hayley says: (3:34:52 AM)
who will we be married to?
Ness says: (3:35:05 AM)
Some old angry deaf man
hayley says: (3:35:18 AM)
yes!!!
Ness says: (3:35:27 AM)
Who insists he's not deaf and therefore we shout all of our conversations at each other
Ness says: (3:35:32 AM)
He will also be 4'5"
Ness says: (3:35:41 AM)
If not shorter
Ness says: (3:35:57 AM)
And will always be clothed in a sweater vest and plaid shirt
hayley says: (3:36:09 AM)
mine will be missing a few teeth too...because i got angry and knocked them out one night
Ness says: (3:36:37 AM)
I'll make mine wear a sign that says "deaf old fucker...please yell at me"
hayley says: (3:37:05 AM)
haha
Ness says: (3:37:42 AM)
And I will call him Morty, regardless of what his real name is
Ness says: (3:38:02 AM)
Because all old men eventually start to look like a "Morty"
hayley says: (3:38:19 AM)
ok, yours will be morty and mine monty
Ness says: (3:38:26 AM)
excellent
Ness says: (3:38:51 AM)
And we will have lunches together during which we cut their food for them and yell at the waiters
hayley says: (3:39:24 AM)
im going to pinch the waiters asses because i know theyll be too embarassed to say anything